Hi everyone:
I'm firing up the ole '82 Delorean research machine and seeing what you guys can come up with this time. My research is in need of colorful characters-- the ones that your Pa would talk about in his rocking chair near the fireplace, "Lemme tell you something sonny, when I was your age, we had a running back that gained 500 yards in a quarter. His name was Troy..."
My early line of colorful characters include:
Chris Taylor-- the oversized Cabbage Patch Kid wrestler who dominated college wrestling.
Blaise Bryant-- of the prodigious flat-top and surfing skills who liked being in the middle of nowhere as opposed to California, because it made him different.
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Troy Davis-- slicker than slippery snot.
Seneca Wallace-- the most dazzling athlete I have ever seen; sin daddy indeed.
Cael Sanderson-- undefeated.
Dan Gable-- ISU's own Rocky. Think about it, the Russians had a whole plan devised to defeat him, but could never find their own Ivan Drago to take him out.
Nawal el Moutawakel-- when a whole country names their baby girls after you, that probably means you did pretty good.
Ed Bock-- our own trickster who used to spit out false teeth in front of the football referee to get the other team penalized for excessive roughness.
Hilton Magic-- not a person, but a darn good ghost story.
Jack Trice-- legend.
Any other colorful people? I could really use your help! If anything, which one is your favorite "story"? Thanks a lot.
I'm firing up the ole '82 Delorean research machine and seeing what you guys can come up with this time. My research is in need of colorful characters-- the ones that your Pa would talk about in his rocking chair near the fireplace, "Lemme tell you something sonny, when I was your age, we had a running back that gained 500 yards in a quarter. His name was Troy..."
My early line of colorful characters include:
Chris Taylor-- the oversized Cabbage Patch Kid wrestler who dominated college wrestling.
Blaise Bryant-- of the prodigious flat-top and surfing skills who liked being in the middle of nowhere as opposed to California, because it made him different.
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Troy Davis-- slicker than slippery snot.

Seneca Wallace-- the most dazzling athlete I have ever seen; sin daddy indeed.

Cael Sanderson-- undefeated.

Dan Gable-- ISU's own Rocky. Think about it, the Russians had a whole plan devised to defeat him, but could never find their own Ivan Drago to take him out.

Nawal el Moutawakel-- when a whole country names their baby girls after you, that probably means you did pretty good.

Ed Bock-- our own trickster who used to spit out false teeth in front of the football referee to get the other team penalized for excessive roughness.

Hilton Magic-- not a person, but a darn good ghost story.

Jack Trice-- legend.

Any other colorful people? I could really use your help! If anything, which one is your favorite "story"? Thanks a lot.