Miller Lite Punch Top Cans

whirlybirds

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If I'm drinking cheap beer, it's Coors Light all night long. I'm not really sure why. I guess it is because my dad drank it all the time.
 

JohnnyFive

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I've never had a problem with the flow of the beer out of a Miller can. The real issue is the taste of the beer they sell. Maybe they should throw some effort into that.
 

CascadeClone

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yes out of the bottle it is up there for me.

Miller High Life is the champagne of beers. It's not my favorite, but I can drink it and enjoy it.

Miller Lite OTOH, I can't stand it and will not drink it even in a pinch. I'd rather drink Buschwater.
 

Incyte

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Remember when the big 3 use to debate whose beer was less ******? Those were the days. Now it's all about can technology instead of who makes less ****** beer.
 

theshadow

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Speed holes? Is that a San Fransisco term?

It's actually a simpsons term. I'm severely disappointed.

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MisterTwister

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To say Miller Lite is terrible isn't a fair statement. Do I drink Miller? No. Not because it is horrible, but because it's not my style or flavor off choice. There is a reason Bud Light, Budweiser, Miller and Coors sell as much as they do, its because its a style that more people like and it appeals to the masses. Light, refreshing and easy drinking on a hot summer day. The gimmick of the punch top cans is idiotic, but to call what's in it horrible is probably more idiotic.

Drink what you enjoy and promote how good it is to others instead of bashing what someone else might enjoy.
 
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Diamndpusher

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Miller Lite is awful, chemically treated swill.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/323/does-budweiser-beer-contain-chicken-hearts
 

KnappShack

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To say Miller Lite is terrible isn't a fair statement. Do I drink Miller? No. Not because it is horrible, but because it's not my style or flavor off choice. There is a reason Bud Light, Budweiser, Miller and Coors sell as much as they do, its because its a style that more people like and it appeals to the masses. Light, refreshing and easy drinking on a hot summer day. The gimmick of the punch top cans is idiotic, but to call what's in it horrible is probably more idiotic.Drink what you enjoy and promote how good it is to others instead of bashing what someone else might enjoy.

This almost brought a tear to my eye. Miller still sucks balls so bad that it's put in gimmick bottles and cans, but your post is moving.
 

Diamndpusher

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To say Miller Lite is terrible isn't a fair statement. Do I drink Miller? No. Not because it is horrible, but because it's not my style or flavor off choice. There is a reason Bud Light, Budweiser, Miller and Coors sell as much as they do, its because its a style that more people like and it appeals to the masses. Light, refreshing and easy drinking on a hot summer day. The gimmick of the punch top cans is idiotic, but to call what's in it horrible is probably more idiotic.Drink what you enjoy and promote how good it is to others instead of bashing what someone else might enjoy.
This almost brought a tear to my eye. Miller still sucks balls so bad that it's put in gimmick bottles and cans, but your post is moving.

Amen....never see a Bud product is a s hit swirlin', shot gunnin', ribbed for his pleasure can.
 

drmwevr08

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I love High Life. Especially 15 dollar 30 packs.

The punch can is a marketing gimmick. Apparently they work for a while or they wouldn't bother. Wide mouth, swirlie bottle neck, what will they think of next!?
 

Iastfan112

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Light beers are substandard beers. As far as they go Miller is towards the top for me. Goes something like Michelob Golden , Miller , Coors , Bud , Keystone Light, Busch, Natty, Milwaukee's Best.