Man Busted for Selling Raccoon Meat

[CtownCyclone]

Just when you think you've heard it all...

HPD: Car wash owner busted last year for selling drugs, raccoon meat raided again | khou.com Houston

Yes, I got raccoons. Police bring me raccoons. And when they give me one, I clean one for them. I cook raccoons, I’m from Mississippi. I eat raccoons, squirrels, rabbits, quails, possums. I eat that, I was raised off of that. I ain’t never sold no coon!

 

[ISUCubswin]

Was this in Marshalltown, or Boone?

 

[MBCyclones]

Has to be Frank Reynolds before I read the article...

 

[CtownCyclone]

Was this in Marshalltown, or Boone?

Was going to reply to this, then saw the other thread...

Honestly, I wouldn't put it past the residents of either town.

 

[ianoconnor]

Is selling raccoon meet illegal? Or was he selling it, saying it was something else?

 

[Wesley]

Cm'n man, he says it was not his fault. Govt gace him the pills, friends gave him drinks, and god gave him his raccoons.

 

[CyCrazy]

I have never ate raccoon but I have had squirrel and it is not bad.

 

[Ciclone]

Cm'n man, he says it was not his fault. Govt gace him the pills, friends gave him drinks, and god gave him his raccoons.

No, no - the cops gave him the raccoons!

 

[Wesley]

I have never ate raccoon but I have had squirrel and it is not bad.

Was it shot or roadkill? There is a difference in taste like rubber tires.

 

[Storkenheimer]

I have never ate raccoon but I have had squirrel and it is not bad.

Raccoon meat is actually pretty good. I think it has to be slow cooked or something. Highly recommended.

 

[Ciclone]

Raccoon meat is actually pretty good. I think it has to be slow cooked or something. Highly recommended.

Most top chefs recommend strangling them fresh from your outdoor trash bin beforehand.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Man you Houstonians sure are backwards

 

[CtownCyclone]

Man you Houstonians sure are backwards

Well, there ARE a lot of Aggies here...

 

[Acylum]

Went fishing with a friend once and he brought along cold raccoon meat sandwiches. It was around 100 degrees, no breeze, 95% humidity, with no cooler. I had gum for lunch instead.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Well, there ARE a lot of Aggies here...

Excellent point.

 

[HuxleyClone]

Frank Reynolds: [Charlie and Dee are discussing where to get some human meat from Frank] That wasn't human meat! It was raccoon meat. You probably got a tapeworm, that stuff is loaded with parasites!
Its always sunny in Philadelphia.

 

[isuno1fan]

I've had squirrel and muskrat, but never raccoon.

Squirrel is tasty, muskrat is a bit stringy.

 

[ruxCYtable]

WTF is wrong with this? I thought it was OK since I saw Hunger Games.

 

[BirdOfWar]

To everyone that mentioned Frank Reynolds.....thank you. You beat me to it. Hilarious.

 

[GrindingAway]

So it's illegal to sell raccoon by claiming it's chicken meat?

Warning Ellen you better get those McNuggets off the menu ASAP!