Judge Approves Unusual Plan to Move 900 lb. Man

[heitclone]

You burn a lot of those calories off. Unless you are a fat lard that stays in one spot all day. Some Strongman and powerlifters eat that much calories every day but they aren’t fat

I heard Phillies pitcher Jake Arietta claim he eats 1 huge (4k calories) meal a day and then fasts until the next day. He's 6'4 225.

 

[throwittoblythe]

I heard Phillies pitcher Jake Arietta claim he eats 1 huge (4k calories) meal a day and then fasts until the next day. He's 6'4 225.

This is true. He explained it during his in-game interview on ESPN a couple weeks ago. I'm hearing more and more about intermittent fasting as a nutrition strategy. Basically finish dinner one night and don't eat again until lunch the next day for a 16 hr fast.

 

[SpokaneCY]

What if I told you that you would be 900 lbs and your mother would be doing the sponging? Oh, and she has to put baby powder into all your folds because they chafe. And she has to wipe your ass for you because you can't reach that far. And you haven't seen your man parts since 2002.

I know these folks suffer from some form of mental illness. But being 40 years old and having to ask your elderly mother to wipe your ass SHOULD be a pretty strong form of motivation to make some changes in your life.

Picture of Mother before I judge...

 

[CYEATHAWK]

How does a person get to 900 pounds?

When you reach 899 eat one more donut. Seriously though......this is an entire different class of "heavy". There are a lot of 3 to 4 hundred pound people waddling around. And they are anorexic compared to this guy. Think about that! This guy could probably lose 40 pounds by just belching.

 

[madguy30]

If my calculations are correct, you can get to 900# by eating 5000 cals/day for 3 years straight. It's not quite as difficult to get there as I thought.

I had about a baker's dozen just reading that.

 

[madguy30]

Often, there are codependent people that surround them too.

Yeah it's a crazy cycle with some of those cases. Just a lot of unhealthy behaviors all centered around one.