Link: https://www.nbc29.com/story/40464129/judge-approves-unusual-transportation-plan-for-900-pound-virginia-man I have so many questions: - How does he run a cocaine operation if he can't leave home? - Who is bringing him his food? Is this like, "I want 2 kilos." "Ok, that will be $500 and 2 dozen doughnuts from Caseys. Bring them to me." - I envision something like a Jabba the Hutt crime syndicate but less cool.