Heard a good joke the other night, and I was rolling on my *** for a solid 5 minutes. This is how it went:
"The University of Iowa Athletic Program"
"The University of Iowa Athletic Program"
Iowa Jokes
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from cfer colbycheese's blog
https://colbyandstacy.wordpress.com/2010/09/09/hawkeye-jokes/
A few of my favorites
What’s the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?
On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside.
A Hawkeye football player was bragging to a group of girls that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months.
One of the girls said, “You’re proud that it took you *only* three months to finish that?”
The Hawkeye player replied, “Yup, it said 4-6 years on the box!”
Two men get into a car accident trying to pass each other on a narrow bridge. They both get out of their respective cars and realize one is an Iowa fan and the other is an ISU fan. The ISU fan says to the Iowa fan, “Let’s be reasonable – instead of letting our differences get in the way, how about we try to settle our dispute like grown men?” The Iowa fan says, “What a wonderful idea!” TheISU fan says, “in fact, how about we seal our new found understanding?” to which he reaches into his trunk and pulls out a very large bottle of whiskey, opens it, and hands it to the Iowa fan. The Iowa fan says, “Wow, what a misconception – I always thought you ISU fans were awful people, but I couldn’t have been more wrong!” He tips his head back and proceeds to drink half the bottle of whiskey in one, long swig. He hands the bottle back to the ISUfan and says, “Okay, now it’s your turn to seal this friendship.” The ISU fan screws the cap back onto the bottle, tosses the bottle over the bridge, and says, “Hmmmm. No thanks – I’ll just wait for the police to arrive.”
https://colbyandstacy.wordpress.com/2010/09/09/hawkeye-jokes/
A few of my favorites
What’s the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?
On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside.
A Hawkeye football player was bragging to a group of girls that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months.
One of the girls said, “You’re proud that it took you *only* three months to finish that?”
The Hawkeye player replied, “Yup, it said 4-6 years on the box!”
Two men get into a car accident trying to pass each other on a narrow bridge. They both get out of their respective cars and realize one is an Iowa fan and the other is an ISU fan. The ISU fan says to the Iowa fan, “Let’s be reasonable – instead of letting our differences get in the way, how about we try to settle our dispute like grown men?” The Iowa fan says, “What a wonderful idea!” TheISU fan says, “in fact, how about we seal our new found understanding?” to which he reaches into his trunk and pulls out a very large bottle of whiskey, opens it, and hands it to the Iowa fan. The Iowa fan says, “Wow, what a misconception – I always thought you ISU fans were awful people, but I couldn’t have been more wrong!” He tips his head back and proceeds to drink half the bottle of whiskey in one, long swig. He hands the bottle back to the ISUfan and says, “Okay, now it’s your turn to seal this friendship.” The ISU fan screws the cap back onto the bottle, tosses the bottle over the bridge, and says, “Hmmmm. No thanks – I’ll just wait for the police to arrive.”
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No messing around. Go right for the glory years.
Speaking of which here is a Sunday hero in all his glory. Note the perfect heroic stance and posture. As if to say "I got this" or maybe it's "Hands up! Don't sack!"
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/291400315049?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82
This could be yours for $9.95. It comes with 19 touchdowns and 28 interceptions.
Speaking of which here is a Sunday hero in all his glory. Note the perfect heroic stance and posture. As if to say "I got this" or maybe it's "Hands up! Don't sack!"
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/291400315049?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82
This could be yours for $9.95. It comes with 19 touchdowns and 28 interceptions.
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A proud Hawk mother is asked why she is always saying "E,I,E,I,O" to her newborn. She states that teaching children their vowels can never be started too early.
At the state fair dressed to the nine's in his Hawk colors, a young man proudly shows his livestock. After the judging, he comes screaming to his proud Hawk parents "I won....I won!" The beaming father says "That's my boy. By the way.....how did the pig do?"
What happens when Hawk cheerleaders go swimming at the beach..........they leave a ring around the lake.
What happened when the Hawk cheerleaders ran into Kinnick before an 11am kick off wearing black with gold polk a dot outfits. The lights came on.
At the state fair dressed to the nine's in his Hawk colors, a young man proudly shows his livestock. After the judging, he comes screaming to his proud Hawk parents "I won....I won!" The beaming father says "That's my boy. By the way.....how did the pig do?"
What happens when Hawk cheerleaders go swimming at the beach..........they leave a ring around the lake.
What happened when the Hawk cheerleaders ran into Kinnick before an 11am kick off wearing black with gold polk a dot outfits. The lights came on.
