Iowa Corn mascot

[Acylum]

He must play tennis, that right arm is way more developed than the left. Does Iowa Corn just fail at everything?

 

[Cyclonepride]

He must play tennis, that right arm is way more developed than the left. Does Iowa Corn just fail at everything?

Either that, or he uses that hand to......well, does corn have junk?

 

[MeanDean]

He must play tennis, that right arm is way more developed than the left. Does Iowa Corn just fail at everything?

Right, um tennis.

 

[Acylum]

I didn't want to jump to any conclusions.

 

[uro cy]

Either that, or he uses that hand to......well, does corn have junk?

I think he was detasseled...

 

[Acylum]

I think he was detasseled...

Then why is he smiling?

 

[Naughtius]

Either that, or he uses that hand to......well, does corn have junk?

Yep. It's the Big Kernal's Little Colonel.

 

[Turn2]

Umm, Frankenstein ate that goofy husker balloon thing, hence, Frankencorn?