How bad do you want a Clone Cone right now?

ruxCYtable

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I pretty much crave one every second of every day. If I could find a way to mount one in front of my face I would do it.

To the *******, it's not just the flavor or the colors. It is filled with Cyclone spirit and that makes it taste better than anything that has ever been ingested in the history of mankind. So if you don't like Clone Cones you can pretty much **** off.
 
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optimuslott

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Nothing will beat that classic Iowa State Hilton moment when you have walked in from a -20 degree temperature (tears frozen to your face) and heading straight to the clone cone stand. This cone of justice is followed by a walking taco chaser with another clone cone bomb.

I'm fat.
 

cyhiphopp

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I remember many a game, walking up from the pep band at half time. Sweating profusely in my long sleeved pep band hockey jersey and waiting in line for a delicious clone cone. Really hit the spot especially when your throat is raw from screaming and cheering all game.


Go Cyclones!
 

ISU_phoria

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I would rather have a freshly opened Dasani then a clone-cone or hawkone or any cone

Not typically the grammar police, but this is pretty funny!

by using "then" instead of "than", you just said that you "would rather have a freshly opened Dasani "followed by" a clone-cone...."

:spinny:
 

Cybyassociation

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I had a Clone Cone once...and I was disappointed beyond belief. I was unaware that it was just colored vanilla ice cream. I went in for that first lick expecting some sort of fruity sweetness and recoiled in utter disbelief.
 

MNCyGuy

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It's not that the idea for Clone Cones isn't cool, there's just a lot of room for improvement.

If they opened a cardinal and gold sherbert stand right next to Clone Cones, I think people would ditch the bland vanilla clone cones.
 

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