As an Illinois native living in Iowa...
ew.
Now you've done it...Home from 8 days in Arizona. Good trip in spite of some troublesome days with my chronic intestinal woes. Met up in SE AZ to bird with old college friends and their daughter and hubby. Stop off in PHX n way in and out of PHX and got to see owls nesting in saguaro cactus which is pretty cool from a Minnesota guys perspective.
Maybe most flawless air trip ever today. No line at rental return. No line at Delta. No line at security. Flight arrived early. Bag was first off of carousel. Uber took only five minutes from order to pickup at MSP.![]()
Now you've done it...
You've shot off all of your good travel vibes in one trip.
You're doomed.
It's tough to balance all those womenI'm going to get myself in trouble.
I got 2 bartenders after me, was at a bar the other night and when I was pulling out of the driveway, some girl ran out and asked me for my number, was driving around 2 middle aged drunk women last night.It's tough to balance all those women
I thought you chased storms, not cougars...I got 2 bartenders after me, was at a bar the other night and when I was pulling out of the driveway, some girl ran out and asked me for my number, was driving around 2 middle aged drunk women last night.
Some of those cougars are like storms.I thought you chased storms, not cougars...
You didn’t tell her to hop on in? You’re young enough to handle 3 women.I got 2 bartenders after me, was at a bar the other night and when I was pulling out of the driveway, some girl ran out and asked me for my number, was driving around 2 middle aged drunk women last night.
I had a couple of bartenders chasing me. Of course they just wanted me to pay my tabI got 2 bartenders after me, was at a bar the other night and when I was pulling out of the driveway, some girl ran out and asked me for my number, was driving around 2 middle aged drunk women last night.
You need to learn to run faster then. Free drinks ain’t bad.I had a couple of bartenders chasing me. Of course they just wanted me to pay my tab
Back to dating multiple women?I'm going to get myself in trouble.
Those 2 middle aged ones will be just fine using you with no commitments.I got 2 bartenders after me, was at a bar the other night and when I was pulling out of the driveway, some girl ran out and asked me for my number, was driving around 2 middle aged drunk women last night.