got a good joke to make fun of a cornhusker?

[wheels686]

i got a co-worker whos a big cornhusker fan. im trying to make fun of him but have ran out of material. i like remember the texas tech game 2 years ago. the 77-10 game and how n stands for knowledge at nebraska U. if you got a good joke post it so i can make fun of him.

 

[fairviewfarmer]

An Oldie: You know the best thing to come out of Nebraska??? I-80 .
Another oldie: If a man and woman from Nebraska get divorced, are they still brother and sister??

 

[cyclonelifer]

Living in Nebraska and being a die-hard Clone, my best comeback to anything about kNU is to ask what team ended their record streak of being ranked in the Top 25? And I'm quick to point out that it was ISU.

It usually shuts them up...

 

[i4cy]

A hawk fan and a husker fan are driving one day when they see a sheep in the ditch with its head stuck in the fence, the hawk fan stops the car, gets out, runs into the ditch with his pants down and procedes to do you know what with the sheep.
A little later the husker fan stops the car and runs into the ditch and sticks his head into the fence.:yes4lo:

 

[garn91]

An oldie but a goodie: What does Nebraska & Wheaties have in common? One belongs in a bowl and the other doesn't :rim shot:

We've heard them all before and trust me when I say Husker fans have very thick skin.

 

[garn91]

another moldie oldie: When he was head coach, why did Tom Osborne never went above the speed limit on I-80? Because he was too scared to pass :rim shot:

Like I said, we've head them all before and to be perfectly honest, from a Husker fan, the dumb jokes don't bother me.

 

[A-town Cy]

Huck the Fuskers!

 

[garn91]

Another good one: How do you get a Husker football player off your porch? Pay him for your pizza.

 

[helechopper]

Why does the corn in Iowa lean to the west? Because Nebraska SUCKS!

 

[cyclonekj]

You're a good sport, Garn91.

Here's one:
How many Cornhuskers does it take to harass an old woman in a parking ramp?

 

[Cyclone06]

My favorite...

What does the "N" on the Nebraka football helmets stand for?



Knowledge

 

[herbiedoobie]

That's what it "used" to stand for. Now it stands for "N"othing.

 

[Erik4Cy]

Show them this Family Guy video:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfWKpIA-VK8]YouTube - family guy nebraska[/ame]

 

[moo-u]

the REAL oldest NE / KS/ OK dig....

this one was pretty ancient in the 70's so there can't be many older but anyways here goes....(for the young'uns sake don'tcha know)

what is the windiest state in the union...???

Kansas...

Why...???

cause Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows.

m.

 

[flander1649]

i got a co-worker whos a big cornhusker fan. im trying to make fun of him but have ran out of material. i like remember the texas tech game 2 years ago. the 77-10 game and how n stands for knowledge at nebraska U. if you got a good joke post it so i can make fun of him.

Well since your in Ames just keep reminding him that he is in cyclone country not Nebraska. After a long enough time that should get under his skin.

 

[Sioux_Per_Cy]

Huck the Fuskers!

Quality and intelligent post A-town Cy. Help me out though. How does that fit the thread?

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

Did you hear about the NU fan who wanted to blow up a bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe..

 

[dinger]

What is the difference between Husker girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up

 

[dinger]

maybe just print out my avatar and hand it to him

 

[djcubby]

There are 4 Husker football players in a car, who's driving?

The Cops!!!