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CycloneYoda

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Willow my bunny killing cat just brought to the house a bunny in his mouth and two hosta leaves. Oddly enough, one of the leaves has a piece of ribbon on it.


This cat is amazing.
 

EddieISU

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Amazing cat you have, any pictures of your lion? Growing up I had a tomcat named Jake that would bring bunnies with no heads attached to the back porch. I've never understood while cats do that to their catch?
 

Clonefan94

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Wow, I'm depressed, our cat is mentally challenged and doesn't even have the balance to sit on the back of the couch. We've had her checked for tumors because she's been walking on the back of the couch before and just fallen off, for no reason.

I applaud your cat sir.
 

CloneIce

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I want to turn my cat into a killing machine like yours. He is big and fast and brutal enough, and he chases rabbits in the yard until they escape through the little holes in the fence whenever he gets the chance so he has the rabbit-killing instincts. But the girlfriend won't let him out to terrorize the neighborhood because she worries that he'll get lost or hit by a car. I want to train him up like yours and eat some rabbit stew or crock-pot rabbit. Seriously, rabbit is good.
 

zwclones51

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Wow, I'm depressed, our cat is mentally challenged and doesn't even have the balance to sit on the back of the couch. We've had her checked for tumors because she's been walking on the back of the couch before and just fallen off, for no reason.I applaud your cat sir.

I feel bad but this image came into.my head and I laughed a bit