Friday OT - The worst Hawk fan you ever knew/met

ozzie8

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Was watching a game at the local restaurant/bar when these three ladies (mid 60's I would guess) came in decked out in hok gear. From the time they came in they harassed my 10 yr old son so much that it was beyond sickening. They began to drink heavenly and every time the hoks did something good they drank even more and became very obnoxious. My son kept his composure pretty well for a 10 yr old, but was getting annoyed as was I. As soon as Shaggy hit the game winner it became apparent that these were mere 'tavern hoks'. As we were getting ready to leave these ladies kept up the harassment by spouting out 'hope you enjoyed your super bowl' On our way out my son turned to them and calmly asked 'have any one of you ladies ever attended iowa or been to kinnick stadium?' They all said 'no' to which my son replied 'well that explains it all right there'.

So you let three 60 year old ladies, who were hammered, harass your 10 year old son for 3 hours and you didnt say anything? And Im sure the Kinnick stadium comment at the end is EXACTLY how it went down
 

3TrueFans

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So you let three 60 year old ladies, who were hammered, harass your 10 year old son for 3 hours and you didnt say anything? And Im sure the Kinnick stadium comment at the end is EXACTLY how it went down

I filed that story in my "things that totally happened" folder.