Friday OT question - All-Time Favorite Movie Quote(s)

[Cyclonepride]

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
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Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - Quotes - IMDb

 

[Angie]

I love that movie. I think there's a lot of great lines in it.

I am a huge Wes Anderson fan, love all his stuff, but this one doesn't get enough attention!

 

[Clark]

Eddie Harris: Are you trying to say Jesus ****** can't hit a curveball?


Harry Doyle: Ball 4. Ball 8. Low, and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?

Lou Brown: Well, you can run like Hays, but you hit like ****.

Harry Doyle: Monte, anything to add?
Monte: Uh, no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing.

Jake Taylor: [to Rexman] "Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down by one in the ninth. You got a chance to be a hero on national television... if you don't blow it. By the way, saw your wife last night, hell of a dancer, you must be very, very proud. I mean that guy she was with, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all. But tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head?"
[Rexman pops the ball straight up]
Jake Taylor: "Uh-oh, that's it, I don't think this one's got the distance."

Harry Doyle: That`s all we got, one goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can`t say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don`t worry, nobody is listening anyway

 

[ImperialCyclone]

"Big Gulps huh? Welp, see ya later."

Dumb and Dumber.

 

[VikesFan22]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

 

[Clonelifer]

I am here to chew bubblegum and kick *** and I am all out of bubblegum!

 

[SC Cy]

[video=youtube;NDcqzjZTi-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcqzjZTi-c[/video]

 

[CRcyclone6]

"When God made man, he made them out of string. He had some left over, so he left that little thing. When God made woman, he made them out of lace. He didn't have enough, so he left that little space. Thank you God." Stud Cantrell from Long Gone.

 

[CRcyclone6]

You ****ed up, you trusted us!!

 

[Deanster]

[video=youtube;j8C4YsJJCwk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8C4YsJJCwk[/video]

 

[ImperialCyclone]

[video=youtube;j8C4YsJJCwk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8C4YsJJCwk[/video]

"Who am I going to build ramps for now?"

 

[Cychl82]

That John Denver is full of **** man....

 

[weR138]

Col. Walter E. Kurtz:

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

 

[enisthemenace]

Bud:

"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey"

Mr. Blonde:

"Listen kid, I'm not going to ******** you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't k ow, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite."

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

"How about a little fire, Scarecrow."

 

[cyclonespiker33]

"Buzz, your girlfiend, woof"

 

[SaraV]

Venkman: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing...Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.


Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What've you got left?
Spengler: Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

 

[longtimeclone]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!

 

[CyOps]

"Listen. Do you smell something?"

 

[enisthemenace]

It's like our seargent said before one trip into the jungle. MEN!! Fifty of ya are leavin on a mission. 25 of ya ain't comin back.

 

[enisthemenace]

"Listen. Do you smell something?"

This one's great!! Akroyd has some good lines if you pay attention. I like this one from Spies Like Us:

"Did you hear that"?
"Yep. It's a dickfer"
"What's a 'dickfer'"?
"To pee with"