Friday OT - (Pizza) Cuttin it up!

[ISUCyclones2015]

Your crust opinion is wrong!

You gotta be able to fold the pizza or it needs to be cracker crust.

 

[JP4CY]

What about Hot Pockets? Do you only eat them from the sleeve or do you put them on a plate?

 

[cycloneG]

If my crust and toppings are thin enough to cut with scissors, cut it up and throw it in the trash.

 

[DreamyFred21]

Mezzaluna for the win. I used one working in a Casey’s kitchen for a summer and have never looked back. A far more efficient cut, and there’s something satisfying about using it.

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[cycloneG]

With pizza wheel clearly dominating the vote, what type of pizza wheel? This is the one we prefer in our house:

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

With pizza wheel clearly dominating the vote, what type of pizza wheel? This is the one we prefer in our house:

This is a ridiculous tool that is impossible to clean or sharpen properly.

 

[matclone]

Also, more likely to have that satisfying greasiness.

 

[xboxfever]

My wife's grandma cut pizza with scissors. The only person I've ever seen do that.

My wife does it too. I think I’ve finally got her trained to use the pizza cutter. The first time she did it I was flabbergasted. Couldn’t believe my eyes and it also ruined the pizza.

 

[cycloneG]

This is a ridiculous tool that is impossible to clean or sharpen properly.

It's designed to come apart easily to clean.

 

[CascadeClone]

Also, more likely to have that satisfying greasiness.

Gross. Can't stand greasy pizza, thin or thick.

Great Plains is one of the very few deep dish that doesn't appear to have been floated on a pool of vegetable oil prior to serving.

 

[cowgirl836]

IF I WANTED TO FOLD MY PIZZA I'D EAT A DAMN SANDWICH

AND

CARBS ARE THE ENTIRE POINT!

 

[cyclones500]

Rocker all the way.

I can cut ~4 pizzas with that in the time it'd take to do one with a wheel, and with less "cheese-slide" and crust hang-ups. ... Also, wear-and-tear rate advantage (wheel has limited life before breakage)

 

[BoomerClone]

This is a ridiculous tool that is impossible to clean or sharpen properly.

Again, THERE IS NO NEED TO SHARPEN.

What are you making your pizza crusts out of? Also, a pizza cutter isn’t some family heirloom that is handed down over generations. $30 should cover your pizza cutting cost for your entire life.

 

[cowgirl836]

If you didn't want carbs, you could throw all the same **** on a salad or tortilla and call it good. The hell is wrong with you people.

 

[Clonefan94]

What about Hot Pockets? Do you only eat them from the sleeve or do you put them on a plate?

On a plate, using a fork and knife, just like I do for my Snickers bars. How do you eat it, with your hands?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

My wife's grandma cut pizza with scissors. The only person I've ever seen do that.

My wife's aunt cuts pizza with a scissors. Only other people I've seen do that are her kids.

Cyclone Fanatic - Putting Long-Lost Family Members Together

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Again, THERE IS NO NEED TO SHARPEN.

What are you making your pizza crusts out of? Also, a pizza cutter isn’t some family heirloom that is handed down over generations. $30 should cover your pizza cutting cost for your entire life.

Your focus on sharpening is clearly trying to hide the fact that you agree that it is impossible to clean

 

[Mr Janny]

I voted pizza wheel.
But here's a secondary question:
In our house, we keep a couple of frozen pizzas on hand at all times. They're not better than pizza from a good restaurant, but they have their time and place.

My question is, when you cook a frozen pizza, do you do anything to "zhuzh" it up, or do you go strictly with the "out of the box" experience?

 

[BoomerClone]

Your focus on sharpening is clearly trying to hide the fact that you agree that it is impossible to clean

I’ll give you half credit on that. They do suck to clean.