Best line in all of "A Christmas Story": "All the old man could muster was: 'Nottafinga!'"
Only I didn't say fudge.
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure.
Santa was letting the stress get to him too.After re-watching Rudolph, I've come to realize that the head elf was really a douchecanoe.
"Hey everybody, Hermey doesn't like to make toys."
What a ****
Santa was letting the stress get to him too.
After the elves all sing for Santa his only response is, "Well, it needs work."
The reindeer coach's lines after they discover Rudolph's "nonconformity" has all of the worst lines right out of the song.