Fire All of the Weatherpeople

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  1. Doc

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    Jesus ******* Christ what a ******* joke occupation
     
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  2. BigJCy

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    Wasn't it suppose to be like 20% and that was more towards tonight?
     
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    I get nickpicked at my job for using the wrong font. Jeezus
     
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  4. Rabbuk

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    You stole my thing
     
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    Hire me. I'll just go outside and look up. 100% accurate.
     
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    I hate defending them and know nothing about meteorology but that was a tiny cell that popped up over like a 20 mile wide area from 20 miles aweay seems like 20% chance to hit Ames was high.
     
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    Didn’t know these things have wifi! You gonna be ok?
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  8. Doc

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    I’m bitter. As a civil engineer I shared a few classes with meteorology students and they were also jerking off in the back together. Maybe be better fuckwads.
     
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    u need a break from internet. here is ur timeout card. nothing is worth jack-shaming. timeout engaged
     
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    Are you mad that didn’t do hard science or math?
     
  11. SpokaneCY

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    They got all the chicks, didn't they?
     
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  12. SpokaneCY

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    IE classes must have been full...

    Which is funny because I was accounting...
     
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    Chicks dig the warm front!
     
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    a meteorologist couldn't find a warm front if it was sitting on their face.
     
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    Fire them all and take their job. It sounds like we'd be much better prepared with you in the position.
     
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    Did you notice the Comic Sans on the U of I commercial that said "Message provided by the University of Iowa" or something like that? I laughed.
     
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    Found one of the meteorologists!
     
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    I’m mad that they didn’t care
     
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    Bring it
     
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    low-level chicks
     

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