Ft Armstrong Blackhawks. I work at the Rock Island Arsenal, and back in its early 1800 origins the government facility was known as Ft Armstrong. Blackhawks because the UH-60 Blackhawk is one of the major end items that is supported by the Arsenal (although I have nothing to do with the Blackhawk - I work with howitzers, and my fantasy baseball team is called the Cannons), and because the Quad City area was the original stomping grounds for Chief Black Hawk (the guy that the Chicago Blackhawks were named after, and, the UH-60 Blackhawk as well).
The coolest baseball name I've seen was my buddy's from this year - Zach and Miri make a Morneau