They have a Big Grove in Cedar Rapids. If you want to stay away from Iowa Sh****.
F*CK IOWA
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Just tell the Kinnicks that were named after an Iowa State state football player. I have had two occurrences where I asked who they were named after and received the expected answer. In both occurrences, I told them they were named after an Iowa State football player and the look of the parents was like someone just shot their dog. It was funny. The parents had no idea that old-man Kinnick played at Iowa State.
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I've told my sons that I don't care if they're gay, trans, black, white, up, down, or anything else. BUT if they go to Iowa, they are John Wicked - excommunicato.
I've told my sons that I don't care if they're gay, trans, black, white, up, down, or anything else. BUT if they go to Iowa, they are John Wicked - excommunicato.
My son went to Iowa his freshmen year. The initiation t-shirt that they gave to every incoming student referenced Ames.
They claim we are not their main rival, yet they mention Iowa State the first day a student steps on campus, and their last day at the graduation ceremony. Their fascination with us is kind of creepy.
PS: He transferred to Iowa State for the remaining 3 years.
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I honestly think these parents are naming them after the "stadium" more so than the person, otherwise why aren't there any Niles?
Cause it's an antiquated unattractive name in modern society?
If you read the history of President Hilton, there was only one person that objected to Iowa State becoming Iowa State University, the president of Iowa. They have some sort of weird, inferiority complex. Bizarre, but funny.
Well ... they were conceived in the stadium bathroom, so it makes sense. Oh, and FU*K Iowa
I've met a few guys named Nile, both a good bit older. I have a feeling if you were a boy born in the 1940s in the state of Iowa, there was a decent chance of being named Nile. Not all that different from all the younger guys named "Cael" out there.
I have a moron acquaintance who named his daughter Kinnick Trice. You know the type, claim to root for both but really just a Hawk fan. He was mortified when I mentioned Kinnick Sr. playing for Iowa State. Some of her classmates refer to her as “Icky.” Nicki would be ok but Icky? Life is rough enough without giving your kid a weird name.
I don't think people really care that Kinnick Sr. went to Iowa State. Sounds like a lame bit.
Kinnick is bad. Kinnick Trice is embarrassingly bad. Keep it to the pets, folks.
Try it sometime. I think you'll be surprised how they respond and related facial expressions.
It's not like he was Gable. Nobody knows or cares. Sounds very little brotherish.
Hiesman trophy winner and war hero??? I think u are misinterpreting what they think of him.
