Embarrassing foods to eat in public

Clone1992

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What are food(s) that you enjoy eating that are difficult to eat in public because they are either super messy or they make you feel bad about yourself because they are so kind of gross/disgustingly wrong to eat. My examples would be corn on the cob or bone-in wings as they are hard to eat with any dignity or chili dogs with cheese (infrequently) as they just make me feel guilty for eating such crap. They all kind of make me feel like a lion eating the ass end out of a rhino in public. At home though, totally cool.
 

exCYtable

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What are food(s) that you enjoy eating that are difficult to eat in public because they are either super messy or they make you feel bad about yourself because they are so kind of gross/disgustingly wrong to eat. My examples would be corn on the cob or bone-in wings as they are hard to eat with any dignity or chili dogs with cheese (infrequently) as they just make me feel guilty for eating such crap. They all kind of make me feel like a lion eating the ass end out of a rhino in public. At home though, totally cool.
Anything that gets stuck in my front teeth, especially if it's green and leafy.
 

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Nothing. If it tastes good who gives a F. Sounds like you'd struggle at an Ethiopian restaurant like Blue Nile Cafe in KC.
 

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I sometimes eat an apple in the office at my desk and I get a little self conscious because it is pretty loud. I don’t like being annoying though.
 
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As Veep once told us...

"The last thing I need is a picture of me eating ****-shaped food."
 

ForbinsAscynt

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I feel embarrassment when I get something on my shirt. This happened to me recently at a sushi place and I felt like I had to try to cover my shirt when the bartender came over.

I also only eat McDonald’s in my car and 9/10 times I feel shameful afterward.