Don't go streaking

balken

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This may derail my plans for the Missouri game next Saturday.
 

Flag Guy

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So much for the tradition of the Curtis-Beardshear run... :no:
 

Clonehomer

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That's kind of a crappie situation. They really need to take another look at the sex offender laws. If they are required to register because they went streaking they will forever be restricted in where they live and what they can do. I'm all for keeping track of rapists or "actual" sex offenders but they are just lumping everyone into one group and its just gone too far.
 

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Remember, they have to catch you to convict you. That entails some officer to have to tackle you while you are naked. Could be worth the effort to crisco yourself up first to avoid tackles.
 

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Flag Guy

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That's kind of a crappie situation. They really need to take another look at the sex offender laws. If they are required to register because they went streaking they will forever be restricted in where they live and what they can do. I'm all for keeping track of rapists or "actual" sex offenders but they are just lumping everyone into one group and its just gone too far.


I agree... "Zero Tolerance" policies are terrible
 

Flag Guy

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Just gotta hire 4 or 5 lookouts...... :)

Yeah... I have the kind of friends that would drive off with my clothes and leave me standing outside my apartment banging on the door to be let in in the middle of December... :no:
 

The_Architect

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OK seriously if the prosecutor actually goes through with the sex offender charge I don't think I'd be able to think up words to describe my hatred for them.