Dr: X-rays came back negative. It looks like it is just a bad ankle sprain.
Patient: I saw a commercial for Jardiance. Could you prescribe me some Jardiance?
Dr: You don't have diabetes. You have a sprained ankle.
Patient: But it could lower my A1C! What about prescribing me some Skyrizi. "Nothing is Everything!" (sings the jingle)
Dr: You sprained your ankle. You don't need a medication for psoriasis.
Patient: What about Rybelsus? Maybe Ozempic?
...ad nauseum, until each of these is mentioned:
Rybelsus, Astepro, Biktarvy, Zeposia, Tepezza, Qulipta, Trelegy, Keytruda, Dupixent, Otezla , Sotyktu, Linzess, Rexulti, Ubrelvy, Ocrevus, Tezspire, Nurtec, Nucala, Farxiga, Dovato, Vraylar, Entyvio, Ingrezza, Shingrix, Rinvoq, Cabenuva, Leqvio...
and none of which would be allowed by insurance over the appropriate generic. [end rant]