I majored in about 5 different things in college until I finally settled on one, but that took 8-plus years. When I first started in 1971, we were on the quarter system. I decided I wanted to teach elementary school, then I switched to history, then I switched to liberal arts, then I dropped out after switching majors every quarter for three quarters. After working for a few years, I went back in 1979 and was going to be Darren Stevens, working as an advertising executive, so journalism with an advertising emphasis was my major. Then I wanted to switch to creative writing after taking a writer's workshop course and thought about transferring to the pit of eternal damnation (Iowa). It was either that or Northwestern, but Northwestern was damned expensive. But then I came to my senses and switched for the final time to print journalism.