Schlitz was the best selling beer in the US for like 100 years and then they messed w the formula and it became the swill from the 70s we all remember. The "new" Schlitz you can get now is the old recipe. And it's actually quite good! So given the options above, it is the winner.
Also, Hamms is just awful, it's not fit for human consumption. Shouldn't even be used for bathing. Awful.