Fred Hoiberg has been placed on this earth by the sport gods as an apology for all the bad things they've done to Iowa State in the past.
He is our savior.
Hi,
I'm Fred Hoiberg, you may know me such films as 'I've never coached before but I've got all the NBA GM's on speed dial,' or 'I've been coached by Johnny Orr, Tim Floyd, Larry's Bird and Brown, Kevin McHale, and the Offensive Genius Flip Saunders.' Come play for me
because I'm making my newest 'The Mayor - Because I CAN do it!'