1 gorilla vs 100 men

Who would win this fight?

  • 1 gorilla

    Votes: 86 36.9%
  • 100 men

    Votes: 147 63.1%

  • Total voters
    233

singsing

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Be a good halftime show at Hilton. Put a big cage on the floor. Under one basket put a silverback gorilla in a small cage. Under the other basket,in a small cage, put a couple of his girlfriends. Put 100 brave souls at half court, and all they have to do is keep the silverback from getting across half court after being released. Probably just end in a couple humans getting bumps and bruises holding a gorilla down. Be anticlimactic I'm sure.
 

singsing

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For those going to dive in on the legs a gorilla has opposing thumbs on it's feet and will grab you and rag doll your ass. Nut kickers? Find em. This thing is built so tough evolution took nutsacks right off them.
 

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burn587

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Eventually the men would be able to fashion weapons from the torn off human limbs. Stab the gorilla enough times with a femur and the men would win.

There was a really good episode of Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal that kind of dealt with if put in a life or death situation do men “devolve” to survive.
 

Sousaclone

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I said the 100 men, but it comes with a couple of caveats:

1. The men have no real fear complex. The first 30 guys (maybe even more) are getting ****** up bad.
2. The 100 men have to have some sort of decent mass attack strategy. If it's just one after another, I'd be more inclined to take the gorilla. That would be an endurance attack strategy. This is a case where quantity does have a quality.
3. The men have to be attacking the gorilla and not just trying to evade it. With a decent sized space you could conceivably keep enough men out of the way of gorilla for it's stamina to be shot and then get a chance with a solid bull rush attack.
 

BCClone

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Not exactly sure.
I love the smother technique. With what? Other humans? Well, your crushing someone in this process, and probably won't get very far. You'll have a tight inner pack getting turned to jello. With a bunch of other guys suffocating trying to crush an animal with a skeletal/muscular structure that can take it. Besides, you're never holding one in the middle of a pack of humans. It would simply climb right over the pack. 100 humans isn't enough to put enough bodies on the gorilla to accomplish this anyway. I agree smothering would be the only option, but I'd say good luck with that one.
If you read what I posted, your questions are answered in it
 
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singsing

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If you read what I posted, your questions are answered in it
The tried and true human battering ram? We stopping to hold elections on who the poor bastards getting this treatment would be? I'm thinking this would cause a little infighting amongst the humans.
 

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The tried and true human battering ram? We stopping to hold elections on who the poor bastards getting this treatment would be? I'm thinking this would cause a little infighting amongst the humans.
Elections? Nope, in mob action those things seem to get decided quickly. When it’s kill or be killed, there isn’t voting.
 

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