Gorillas have in proportion to their size the smallest penis and testicles of all mammals so better be an accurate kick.Is it a male gorilla? kick it in the nads.
Gorillas have in proportion to their size the smallest penis and testicles of all mammals so better be an accurate kick.Is it a male gorilla? kick it in the nads.
Cocaine Gorilla.In that scenario I want the biggest baddest gorilla that ever walked all hyped up on Mountain Dew and Skittles then.
I need specifics. If its 100 random men 1v1 in succession with the gorilla, I’d say gorilla has a good chance.
100 men Vs gorilla all at once, easy win for men.
I’m putting money on 5 peak Brock Lesnars could beat a gorilla.
Cocaine gorillaIn that scenario I want the biggest baddest gorilla that ever walked all hyped up on Mountain Dew and Skittles then.
Cavemen be like: am I a joke to you?
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If you read what I posted, your questions are answered in itI love the smother technique. With what? Other humans? Well, your crushing someone in this process, and probably won't get very far. You'll have a tight inner pack getting turned to jello. With a bunch of other guys suffocating trying to crush an animal with a skeletal/muscular structure that can take it. Besides, you're never holding one in the middle of a pack of humans. It would simply climb right over the pack. 100 humans isn't enough to put enough bodies on the gorilla to accomplish this anyway. I agree smothering would be the only option, but I'd say good luck with that one.
But then again, a man would rather tangle with a gorilla than battle a women during her cycle timeWomen would rather tangle with a bear than a man in a forest, so we must be able to kick a bear’s rear end
The tried and true human battering ram? We stopping to hold elections on who the poor bastards getting this treatment would be? I'm thinking this would cause a little infighting amongst the humans.If you read what I posted, your questions are answered in it
Not a monkey, Hassell.A 50 cal to the midsection and he’s toast. Just a cloud of monkey. Adios. View attachment 148966
Elections? Nope, in mob action those things seem to get decided quickly. When it’s kill or be killed, there isn’t voting.The tried and true human battering ram? We stopping to hold elections on who the poor bastards getting this treatment would be? I'm thinking this would cause a little infighting amongst the humans.