1 gorilla vs 100 men
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I'd like to see this dude be number 31 since he is so sure of things.
There used to be a guy who would take his wrestling beer to fairs and the like to make a living. Probably in the 70s and 80s.
I found this to be a very interesting discussion.... It made me think of other animals and one that came up was a grizzly vs 100. I was shocked to see some people I asked to say the 100 men would win. I think the grizzly would go on a rampage. Human fists and kicks would be like massage chair for bear.
I'm going with the gorilla. Several reasons, and the biggest is the 100 humans are in no way going to be able to organize an organized attack against one. First, who's going in first? Everybody sitting on their computer right now thinking they'd run in and grab a full grown silverback are delusional. How's this fight going down anyway? Closed walls close in or open area? Gorillas are way faster than humans and when cornered would just break through, causing serious injury to anyone in front of it. I'd prefer jumping in front of Breece Hall with a full head of speed. Suppose the humans finally acquire some borg like fighting ability that everyone can grab one in unison. Gorillas have huge teeth and a bite force of 1300 lbs. I love the guys that say they'd jump in and bite the gorilla. Good luck. Pit bulls have a bite force of about 250 lbs, and I have never seen anyone try to bite one back when getting attacked. What's the final end game in this scenario anyway? Kill the gorilla? I don't think the humans have the capability. Honestly think the humans would freak out and probably cause more collateral damage amongst themselves than the gorilla would. What's happening to the wounded anyway? Crawl off to the side unattended? I see a bunch of wounded and scared shitless humans doing their best to stay the hell away from a gorilla if this scenario ever played out. Be a good nil stunt if any of the 60 some percent that think the gorilla would lose wanna throw it on pay per view. I'd watch.
You take one poor bastard and pick him up and bum rush the gorilla with him like a battering ram. He get bit, punched, shredded while the gorilla gets knocked off his feet and has his face buried in the sacrificed dude. Then smother the gorilla.
I love the smother technique. With what? Other humans? Well, your crushing someone in this process, and probably won't get very far. You'll have a tight inner pack getting turned to jello. With a bunch of other guys suffocating trying to crush an animal with a skeletal/muscular structure that can take it. Besides, you're never holding one in the middle of a pack of humans. It would simply climb right over the pack. 100 humans isn't enough to put enough bodies on the gorilla to accomplish this anyway. I agree smothering would be the only option, but I'd say good luck with that one.
5 Brock Lesnar's would get their asses chewed up. I'm still saying 100 humans in a room would do more tripping and falling over themselves than anything. How do you coordinate the movement it would take to corner a gorilla. They do move. Has anyone ever watched a bunch of humans coordinate themselves in a street brawl? This making a circle around a gorilla and all move in at the same time isn't happening in the real world. Guarantee a large percent of humans would **** themselves trying to get out of that room as would charge a gorilla. Brock Lesnar had a weak chin anyway.
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This. I doubt if you will get one man to get close to a gorilla even if he had 99 people helping.
With or w/o claymores?Let's go!
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10 Dom Orange's, would lay the gorilla to waste.
The gorilla would lay 100 JT Rock's to waste.
Be kinda fun to see how 10 David Carr's would fare!
I chose to open this thread.
10 Dom Orange's, would lay the gorilla to waste.
The gorilla would lay 100 JT Rock's to waste.
Be kinda fun to see how 10 David Carr's would fare!
In that scenario I want the biggest baddest gorilla that ever walked all hyped up on Mountain Dew and Skittles then.
