Would you? Disgusting off-season question

[BoomerClone]

How many days until football season?

 

[2122]

I think there'd be more takers were the event not recorded and uploaded to youtube.
"Uh, I was at the ATM, requested, $250, it spit out $25,000..."

 

[demoncore1031]

Am I allowed to smoke a fat joint beforehand? If so, then yes.

 

[nrg4isu]

Man, I hate the off-season

 

[pourcyne]

No thanks, I'm already flush.

 

[bsaltyman]

This is probably how the pandemic started.

 

[cycloner29]

Well…Patches O’Houlihan drinks his own urine because it’s sterile and he likes the taste. What could go wrong?

 

[cyclones500]

How much?

$25,000.

 

[Spam]

I hate macaroni, so no...

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

The critical question is can I flush it before and then make sure there’s no water in it? Like watery macaroni sounds almost as disgusting

 

[Gunnerclone]

Do I get to do a hog-leg off a toilet tank first?

 

[chadly82]

Add a zero and I’d consider but hell no

 

[Fishhead]

25k not near enough. At least make it worth retiring from work for

 

[Gonzo]

Only if there was a fork handy.

 

[baller21]

Only if there was a fork handy.

You mean you don’t carry your own?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I hope the 5 voting yes are doing it just for the shock value.

 

[cymac2408]

It all depends. Do I get the urinal cake for dessert?

 

[HOTDON]

Ferguson

Criminally underrated response.

 

[BryceC]

I mean this sincerely - without question especially if it’s cash. It’s 25k guys.

 

[Jer]

I mean this sincerely - without question especially if it’s cash. It’s 25k guys.

Yeah, my medical copay for whatever I catch would still make it worth it.