People are out here just microwaving corn?
You are eating it too slow if it drips! Then suck the butter out of the eaten part.Here is my reasoning:
I put a lot of butter on my corn, and I am continually rotating it so it doesn’t just drip off the corn. That’s why I eat it in columns. If you eat it in rows, the butter will run off into the already eaten space. Also, don’t take diet advice from me.
Could go a few ways with this answer. Going to bite my tongue to stay out of trouble.
People are out here just microwaving corn?
If you don’t eat it like a typewriter types then you are doing it wrong.
You are eating it too slow if it drips! Then suck the butter out of the eaten part.
Your friend must really enjoy eating soggy buttered paper towels.A friend of mine husks it, butters it, wraps it in a wet paper towel, then wraps it in foil and grills it.
I'll give him credit, it cooked evenly and was pretty damn good, but I didn't notice a significant difference in that and boiling it to justify the extra work.