Damn it, you two have got to me.
At the moment I’m high and playing NBA2k.
I’ve lived in one of the poorest zip codes (64128) in the country for a year, I taught ESL to immigrants for two. I keep a pair of gloves in my gas-guzzler (gotta do better there) in case I get stuck in mountain traffic so I can pick up some *******’s trash along the road. I sponsor two kids via world vision, I have $500 cycling through Kiva, and I can’t remember the last time I’ve taken the standard deduction and it wasn’t because of my mortgage interest or student loans until last year. I take the train to work one day a week and I need to bump it up to five. Jesus, my own father calls me too pure for my own good. And **** all of that stuff. It’s minute and isn’t going to make much difference. You are what you do, and I’m getting paid to bring renewable power to your homes.
And don’t tell me good job, @Cyclone.TV. Your cynicism isn’t novel.
Bad job.