Glad I'm a Fat American

Doc

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Aug 6, 2006
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It's horrible but the way his feet are sticking out makes me chuckle! I know, I'm a terrible person.

He survived and is fair game. If he had died, we would’ve had to wait two days before making fun of him.
 

EvilBetty

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This is one time my fat would save my life. No way I would ever get stuck in there.

But you could easily fall into a crack more befitting your body type and still get stuck and die.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9677922/cambodia-man-trapped-mountain-rocks/
 

madguy30

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The worst way to die from something in nature or whatever (i.e. not disease) would be buried alive in snow via avalanche and I'm not sure it's close.
 

ISUTex

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At least he died doing what he loved. I still think that is the stupidest way to rationalize people doing crazy **** and dying.


I want to die doing what I love, but I want to be really really old.
 

NorthCyd

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I remember going to Ruby Falls in Tennessee and seeing the original opening to the cave. It was a little over a foot high and barely big enough for a man to squeeze into, and it took like a whole day (almost 24 hours) to crawl to the opening in the waterfall and back. **** that! Cavers are a special kind of crazy.
 

VeloClone

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