Iowa State is in the National Championship Game. You're unable to attend, but you have two options to watch it:
1) You must watch without making a sound or making any excessive motions. Smiling is ok, but no high fives, no jumping, no hand motions for a bad call, etc. Any infraction will block the game.
or
2) Your tv will alternate flipping between the game and the Hallmark Channel every 10 minutes, regardless of what is happening, and you must watch whatever is on without complaining.
What do you do?