Post your Hoiberg Feelings in Song Lyrics

dirtyninety

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(Sung to the tune of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald)

"You decided to go to a glorified high school
That endorsed and glorified Lawrence Philips.

Noah Fant even rejected that "school" and he
didn't even play in his bowl game and showed owners he is
worth millions less than he would have been.

Your calculating cold calculus may tell you that you'll be a US congressman
from NW Iowa in a few years...but you may have over-thunk that
over-thinking.

You are a fan of Omaha's-like- fast, casual quisine, but you'll tire of Runzas and
have forever betrayed the Des Moines pavement bicycle guy.

Ernie Chambers will play knock out game on you if you are out too late
and I've seen movies where everyone else in the state are deplorable haters.

Scott Frost will be gone in year or two and you will be the dean of Aksarben coaches.
Fat brats from Millard will buy your t-shirts for awhile and hold their red balloons so annoying.

You're too proud for the NIT and will make lots of excuses, but most St. Patricks's days will be spent in suburban Lincoln.

Your program--Like Lawrence Philips- will go down like the Edmund Fitzgerald."
 

ILikeCy

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Omaha
(no, I've never heard this song in my life, but it works, since I live in Nebraska)
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Go away,
Won't you just go away
Go away,
Don't you come back one day (go away, just go away now)
Take your stuff
Take all of your precious things
Leave right now
Who knows what tomorrow brings (go away, just go away now)
Stay away
Would you please stay away
Live your life
Live it real far away (go away, just go away now)
Save yourself, no way to get it all
Look around
The writing is on the wall (go away, just go away now)
And when you go
I won't miss you at all
And when you go
I'll be having a ball
You will see
Thoughts of you
Won't ever cross my mind
It's the truth
Don't mean to be unkind
'Cause people have the right to party
And you won't let them have their fun
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Auf wiedersehen, au revoir, shalom
People have the right to party
And we're not waiting 'till you're gone
Ciao, bye bye, hasta la vista
Fare thee well, adios, so long
Go away
Would you please go away
Go away,
You're outa here come what may (go away, just go away now)
Hit the road,
Don't bother to say goodbye.
Don't care how,
Don't even matter why (go away, just go away now)
And when you go
I won't miss you at all
And when you go
I'll be having a ball
You will see
Thoughts of you
Won't ever cross my mind
It's the truth
Don't mean to be unkind
People have the right to party
And you won't let them have their fun
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Auf wiedersehen, au revoir, shalom
People have the right to party
And we're not waiting 'till you're gone
Ciao, bye bye, hasta la vista
Fare thee well, adios, so long
Ciao, bye bye, hasta la vista (come on just go away now)
Fare thee well, adios, so long (just go)
 

cyclone101

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Dez Moinz
"Who the **** cares"

Are those lyrics somewhere? If they are, that's mine.

Also same thoughts on an unnecessary thread here.
I don't **** with You - Big Sean
Best I could think of.

Little stupid ***, I don't give a ****, I don't give a ****
I don't I don't I don't give a ****
*****, I don't give a **** about you or anything that you do

Hits your thoughts on the Nebby situation and this thread fairly well. I actually do give a **** about Hoiberg as a person and Cyclone but I do hope he fails... not because I'm pissed at Hoiberg but because I want ISU to have the best chance at success as possible. One recruit picking Nebraska over Iowa State will be one too many.
 

Cycsk

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Where, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone.
 
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