MID-WEEK MAILBAG: Keeping the faith, ranking Big 12 coaches, and Michael Myers

[Fitzy]

You guys were all over the board this week and for that, I am truly grateful. Enjoy.

https://cyclonefanatic.com/2019/02/...ith-ranking-big-12-coaches-and-michael-myers/

 

[Cyclonepride]

Good luck answering your door for grocery delivery wearing that mask lol

 

[WalkingCY]

Good luck answering your door for grocery delivery wearing that mask lol

Things to chuckle about if someone had to wear that mask for a year:

• Being in a wedding party (I'm sure the bride would love it.)
• Mowing the lawn
• Getting in an Uber
• Hi-5ing your buddy at the Big 12 Tournament
• Just trying to hang out at the bar with friends, sipping beer
• Appearing in court as a witness
• Swimming in a pool
• Showering with that thing on, in general
• Any doctor/dentist appointment
• Ordering food at the drive thru
• Golfing

Not to mention that you are telling people you are winning $1 Million from a Genie and you are not insane.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Things to chuckle about if someone had to wear that mask for a year:

• Being in a wedding party (I'm sure the bride would love it.)
• Mowing the lawn
• Getting in an Uber
• Hi-5ing your buddy at the Big 12 Tournament
• Just trying to hang out at the bar with friends, sipping beer
• Appearing in court as a witness
• Swimming in a pool
• Showering with that thing on, in general
• Any doctor/dentist appointment
• Ordering food at the drive thru
• Golfing

Not to mention that you are telling people you are winning $1 Million from a Genie and you are not insane.

Or you could put a hidden camera on yourself while you do all of those things, put the videos on YouTube and make more off that than you would from the genie.

Job interviews would be fun

 

[NickTheGreat]

I would put a mask of a different face on top of the Michael Myers mask.

 

[WalkingCY]

Or you could put a hidden camera on yourself while you do all of those things, put the videos on YouTube and make more off that than you would from the genie.

Job interviews would be fun

This whole idea/premise/social experiment writes itself. Could be a gold mine. Someone get on it.

 

[quasistellar]

I would put a mask of a different face on top of the Michael Myers mask.

Oh, so like Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Halloween?

 

[jcyclonee]

Things to chuckle about if someone had to wear that mask for a year:

• Being in a wedding party (I'm sure the bride would love it.)
• Mowing the lawn
• Getting in an Uber
• Hi-5ing your buddy at the Big 12 Tournament
• Just trying to hang out at the bar with friends, sipping beer
• Appearing in court as a witness
• Swimming in a pool
• Showering with that thing on, in general
• Any doctor/dentist appointment
• Ordering food at the drive thru
• Golfing

Not to mention that you are telling people you are winning $1 Million from a Genie and you are not insane.

He's not leaving the house. There's now way he's showering.