-Just thought I'd put a few good ones that our brilliant lawmen have put into effect within our great state:
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free. (My personal favorite)
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.
Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.
Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease's "probable origin".
A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids.
-Here is one from Nebraska that I would like to see in action - I have never been to a bar in Nebraska so...
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free. (My personal favorite)
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.
Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.
Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease's "probable origin".
A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids.
-Here is one from Nebraska that I would like to see in action - I have never been to a bar in Nebraska so...
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.