Malort

[ClonerJams]

How bad is it? Kind of want to buy it to find out.

 

[cyfanbr]

You should buy to find out, and then you should make your friends do shots, so that they can find out too

 

[Rabbuk]

It's pretty terrible and people swear it's an acquired taste but it's pretty terrible

 

[enisthemenace]

It’s not that bad. A case is in order.

 

[Isualum13]

It's pretty awful. Almost in a good way but not quite.

 

[cycloneML]

Plz don’t buy. Its wretched

 

[cycloneML]

If you need to buy a buddy a shot then buy it

 

[JP4CY]

How bad is it? Kind of want to buy it to find out.

 

[herbicide]

Try it at a bar before buying a bottle... Unless you want it around as a novelty.

 

[2020cy]

They’re advertising posters say, These pants aren’t going to **** thereselves. So take that as a fair warning.

 

[2020cy]

Their. Sorry grammar police.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Wow - so timely! I was at a bar last week and someone ordered a shot. I made some comment and the bartender tried to tell me what it was like. Sounded like Harry Potter stuff. He offered me a taste, and I’ll be darned if I can describe it either. A taste was OK.

 

[FerShizzle]

You should buy to find out, and then you should make your friends do shots, so that they can find out too

This is the way.

 

[MeowingCows]

Eating a Tide Pod is both healthier and better tasting than a shot of Malort.

 

[tinsley]

Let me put it this way...I'd rather sit and drink a full case of Swarm.

 

[mramseyISU]

If I had to describe it I'd say it tastes like deep woods off smells.

 

[baller21]

How bad is it? Kind of want to buy it to find out.

It’s a bitter funky taste. If you do get it make sure you chase it with an old style for a traditional Chicago handshake.

 

[JP4CY]

Tastes like a distilled landfill.

 

[CyCrazy]

Its awful

 

[BCClone]

How does it compare to We Will cold brew?