Huggins might be in trouble, DUI is good, Bees are bad

RealisticCy

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All you people that apparently get falling down drunk and completely unable to function after five beers and that have premonitions regarding your kids allergies...........how fast would you speed to a hospital in this situation if you were completely sober?

Oh wait, you'd never, EVER break the law in a way that endangers others on the road.....right?
 

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Responsible parents know about allergies before they happen......good to know.

Five beers = drunk......also good to know.
Well if it’s the first time it happened the parent wouldn’t know it was an allergic reaction and if the child’s throat is closing there would be no way to communicate what happened. That makes it even more irresponsible to drive them 15 mins to the ED. You should call 911 and they will walk you through everything possible to keep that airway open. Airway is always number 1, and it’s negligent to put a child that is struggling to breathe by themselves while you drive. Also that EMS has a good chance of getting to you faster anyways especially if you’re only 15 mins away from the hospital.

Keep digging a hole though on this issue, it’s kinda interesting to see how some people justify things.
 

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@RealisticCy I think the most important take home lesson for you is regardless of how much you've had to drink if you think your childs life is in danger the best thing to do is call 911, not play amateur ambulance driver and try to rush them to the hospital. Take the L and go home with your new life lesson.
 

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All you people that apparently get falling down drunk and completely unable to function after five beers and that have premonitions regarding your kids allergies...........how fast would you speed to a hospital in this situation if you were completely sober?

Oh wait, you'd never, EVER break the law in a way that endangers others on the road.....right?
Clearly, we've established that in cases of were-wolf/bear/wombat-ism, killer bee attacks, spontaneous combustion, as well as most Die Hard, Under Siege, and Jason Bourne scenarios, that driving with a BAC beyond the legal limit is warranted, if your child's life is at risk, and/or significantly inconvenienced. Probably applies to most pets as well.
 

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Clearly, we've established that in cases of were-wolf/bear/wombat-ism, killer bee attacks, spontaneous combustion, as well as most Die Hard, Under Siege, and Jason Bourne scenarios, that driving with a BAC beyond the legal limit is warranted, if your child's life is at risk, and/or significantly inconvenienced. Probably applies to most pets as well.
Seems like an iron clad explanation to this.
 
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I was golfing with a gal once and she was stung by a bee. At the turn she marched into the pro shop to complain. Guy behind the counter asked her where it happened, she says between hole #1 and #2, without hesitating the guy says you should tighten up your stance.
 

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I was golfing with a gal once and she was stung by a bee. At the turn she marched into the pro shop to complain. Guy behind the counter asked her where it happened, she says between hole #1 and #2, without hesitating the guy says you should tighten up your stance.
Classic
 
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Here's a scenario that happens every day.
Your wife is home, taking care of the kid, so you go out to the garage or your man cave, as the case may be, to have a few cold ones. You're feeling pretty good, enjoying your evening, but you start to notice that your family is being awfully quiet. So you head to the kitchen, and...

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Now, the law says you shouldn't drive, but don't you have a duty to get in the car and go out and get mustard or mayo or some kind of condiment? That sandwich is dry, man!
 

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Here's a scenario that happens every day.
Your wife is home, taking care of the kid, so you go out to the garage or your man cave, as the case may be, to have a few cold ones. You're feeling pretty good, enjoying your evening, but you start to notice that your family is being awfully quiet. So you head to the kitchen, and...

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Now, the law says you shouldn't drive, but don't you have a duty to get in the car and go out and get mustard or mayo or some kind of condiment? That sandwich is dry, man!

You're right, I bet that loaf has been sitting on the counter for nearly a week. And I'm sure she didn't even think to toast it to cover up that fact.

Plus, I hear babies are much better with Sriracha, which has been tough to find lately. Gonna need to pack a couple roadies, could be a long drive.
 
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