Christmas Ideas for her

GeronimusClone

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Oct 23, 2008
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Here's an idea that always worked for me around the Holdays. Break up with her. Then get back together mid-late January. If she has a birthday anywhere between Nov.-Feb. Compile the break up to encompass the entire span.
 

dosry5

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Here's an idea that always worked for me around the Holdays. Break up with her. Then get back together mid-late January. If she has a birthday anywhere between Nov.-Feb. Compile the break up to encompass the entire span.

You sir are a genius. :yes:
 

cyclones1

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The perfect gift:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg]YouTube - Saturday Night Live - **** In A Box[/ame]
 

CyinCo

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Massage gift cards or spa treatments have always gone over well for me with my wife. Women love that pampering stuff.
 

cyrevkah

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Ironically, I was about to post that my wife has walked by her present for days, and she doesn't realize it.

That ought to make her afternoon at work a ton of fun:yes:

WHAT?!!!

*sigh* I guess I need to really pay attention tonight as I clean the house:wink::biglaugh:
 

CycloneErik

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That only works once, maybe twice before the terrible twos.


We have friends that have seen that work up to ten times, and they might not be done.

He said one day, back when they only had 7, "I realized the other day that I wouldn't have to mow the lawn for the next 20 years. Then I realized that I would have teenagers on my car insurance for the next 20 years, and mowing the lawn didn't seem so bad."

Now they have 10........
 

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