Christmas Ideas for her

[psycln11]

I hope you marry her someday....that's a lot of money to spend on a girl!


I married a girl who is more frugal than I am. Lots of times we don't even get each other Christmas presents to save money. This year we are getting memberships to the YMCA in Ankeny.

Wait until after the New Year when they have their membership discounts!! :yes:

I believe during January that the day of the month = the joining fee.

 

[Bubbahotep]

We have friends that have seen that work up to ten times, and they might not be done.

He said one day, back when they only had 7, "I realized the other day that I wouldn't have to mow the lawn for the next 20 years. Then I realized that I would have teenagers on my car insurance for the next 20 years, and mowing the lawn didn't seem so bad."

Now they have 10........

That is commitment. And a softball team.

 

[tamjam]

I like to get my special lady friend a card that says I won't oogle at strange for the next 3 months.

 

[CycloneErik]

That is commitment. And a softball team.

Right on. You should see them pile out of their van. An infantry squad would look similar deploying from their Bradleys/Strikers.

 

[zumbro clones]

It won't work, she is a woman, they are ALWAYS cold!

Exactly...Warm socks are always a good gift too!

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[cyrevkah]

Which part were you laughing about:wideeyed::wink:

The not paying attention part

You're a great spouse!!!!

 

[GeronimusClone]

Chicks love herpes as well

 

[CarolinaCy]

Here is a warning for all of you if you haven't gotten gifts for your significant other yet:

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/videoPage.aspx

 

[wartknight]

You could get her pregnant.

Ladies love babies.

That's worked twice for me. She loved it.
Its the gift that keeps giving.

 

[CarolinaCy]

That's worked twice for me. She loved it.
Its the gift that keeps giving.

Technically, isn't it the gift that keeps on taking? As in money out of the bank?

 

[wartknight]

Technically, isn't it the gift that keeps on taking? As in money out of the bank?

Don't tell me wife that. She thinks they are free.

 

[GeronimusClone]

Don't tell me wife that. She thinks they are free.

"Me wife" Are you British?

 

[dosry5]

"Me wife" Are you British?

Sounds more Australian to me...kinda like a Wiggle.

 

[Bader]

Sounds more Australian to me...kinda like a Wiggle.

Is that like a snuggie?

 

[CycloneErik]

Is that like a snuggie?

That could ne a nice gift:yes:

 

[dosry5]

 

[Lenny25]

If you've got some time, load the iPod with some music that she likes. Just a nice little personal touch that she should enjoy.

Or load it to the gills with Porn. It's a nice subtle touch she is sure to enjoy.

If there's one thing I know.....The ladies love hard core porn action.

 

[GeronimusClone]

LOL how are kids not scared ****less of these guys?

 

[dosry5]

LOL how are kids not scared ****less of these guys?

my 2 year old loves them. I fear them in weird kind of way...:no:

 

[Lenny25]

Chicks love herpes as well

That's the gift that keeps on giving.....