Baker Mayfield "alleged" Side Chick Spills The Tea

[Triggermv]

I'm old so I can't get past the, he followed, unfollowed, blocked method of adultery.

Yeah, this whole follow/unfollow way of picking up chicks is all new to me and makes me feel old. Shoot, I'm only 35, but back when I was dating, using that time's equivalent of a follow/unfollow tactic seemed like a good way to get arrested. At a minimum, I at least don't think most would consider it flirting.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Yeah, this whole follow/unfollow way of picking up chicks is all new to me and makes me feel old. Shoot, I'm only 35, but back when I was dating, using that time's equivalent of a follow/unfollow tactic seemed like a good way to get arrested. At a minimum, I at least don't think most would consider it flirting.

I am a few years younger (32) to the point Facebook got to Iowa State when I was a freshman in the fall of 2005. Even then, the abject seriousness with which young adults now and teenagers take their online social lives is bizarre to me.

 

[knowlesjam]

Honestly, I had to re-read the article a few times before I realized the writer wasn't calling her a "dingus".

From Webster's...

noun. an unintelligent person; "idiot"; "moron".

actually, that could also be the definition for Mayfield

 

[Cy$]

BREAKING: famous athlete cheats on wife.

if we all had $1 for every time this happened we wouldn't be sittin' on CF.

I haven’t cheated on my hand yet....

 

[FarminCy]

Don't give hummers to their husbands. Cheating wives tend to be a little more adventurous.

I have an ex wife that matches your hypothesis!!

 

[Al_4_State]

She sure as **** doesn't look like her pics on twitter.

I think this is why Baker settled for a BJ. Sold a fake bill of goods.

 

[Clonefan32]

I think this is why Baker settled for a BJ. Sold a fake bill of goods.

"Well, I guess I did drive all the way here..."

 

[CycloneDaddy]

BREAKING: famous athlete cheats on wife.

if we all had $1 for every time this happened we wouldn't be sittin' on CF.

I would still be on CF but it would be from the beach instead of my desk at work.

 

[mdk2isu]

I haven’t cheated on my hand yet....

You aren't famous yet either. Gotta win that Tetris World Championship first!

 

[CoachHines3]

I haven’t cheated on my hand yet....

one thing i know will always be there for me

 

[CoachHines3]

I would still be on CF but it would be from the beach instead of my desk at work.

you'd be the daddy of cw and cf

 

[Sigmapolis]

Why not just go into Cheesecake Factory and have cheesecake instead...?

 

[SpokaneCY]

one thing i know will always be there for me

You jinxed it.

 

[CoachHines3]

You jinxed it.

 

[Cy$]

She sure as **** doesn't look like her pics on twitter.

Shes gained a couple lbs since.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I am a few years younger (32) to the point Facebook got to Iowa State when I was a freshman in the fall of 2005. Even then, the abject seriousness with which young adults now and teenagers take their online social lives is bizarre to me.

Wait, you’re younger than me?

Also, I signed up for Facebook when I was at isu in 2003, bruh. But back then you needed a college email address to sign up.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Dave and Busters: "We have an eat-and-play combo"

Cheesecake Factory: "Same"

 

[Sigmapolis]

Wait, you’re younger than me?

Also, I signed up for Facebook when I was at isu in 2003, bruh. But back then you needed a college email address to sign up.

You do come off as a dirty, old, unrecoverable hippy with a silver rat tail.

Love you, Pants. <3

I guess I did not even realize Facebook was a thing until I showed up at ISU.

 

[GetAwesome]

Wait, you’re younger than me?

Also, I signed up for Facebook when I was at isu in 2003, bruh. But back then you needed a college email address to sign up.

Well damn. My stock just plummeted, you beat me by a year. I thought I was cool in 2004 for getting an invite-only Gmail account and Facebook account.

 

[isufbcurt]

Why not just go into Cheesecake Factory and have cheesecake instead...?

From the looks she went and had some cheesecake after the deed.