serious post here.
my wife's niece (is that my niece too?) had a graduation party a few years ago and this girl showed up. i had to make it look like i wasn't taking a peek every so often near constantly at the table full of the high school girls. i didn't know it was kelly koch until last night but yeah, she was really pretty and her friends were really pretty too.
she did think my kid was cute, though. i said "thanks" and decided to not make any creepy comments lest i feel the wrath from the in-laws.