If your Life was a Line from an Old School Hip Hop Song...

If your Life was a Line from an Old School Hip Hop Song... (multiple choice)

  • I'm not watered down so I'm dying of thirst.

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  • Too much television watching got me chasing dreams.

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Angie

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GTO, I've been waiting for this thread since I joined CF in 2009


THIS IS MY TIME! THIS IS MY MOMENT!



Hip-hop hasn't been the same since the 90s.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy - there's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti. Lose yourself, man.
 

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Busta has some amazing flow. He's actually come back pretty strong in the last couple of years. That tongue twisting stuff that he did on Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now" was amazing.
 

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Do you feel it in your body? Shake your stinkin ***
Do you wanna get naughty? Shake your stinkin ***
Do you wanna rock a party? Shake your stinkin ***
Do you wanna drink a forty? Shake your stinkin ***


Song and Artist?
 

NorthCyd

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People bringing up Tribe made me think of Vivrant Thing. Q-Tips the ****!

[video=youtube;hYTjBhplTGY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTjBhplTGY[/video]
 

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy - there's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti. Lose yourself, man.

Eminem but I can't remember the name of that song although I can remember the lyrics So damn old.
 

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  • Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Grandmaster Flash - The Message
  • I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Digital Underground - Humpty Dance
  • I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. - Skee-Lo I Wish
  • Never trust a big butt and a smile. Bell Biv Devoe - Poison
  • Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice. - Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice
  • Food is served and you're stone-cold munchin'. Music comes on people start to dance, but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants. - Young MC - Bust A Move
  • I'm not watered down so I'm dying of thirst. - dunno
  • Not too hard, not too soft. - dunno
  • Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" Biz Markie - Just A Friend?
  • Quick to the point, to the point, no faking. Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
  • I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top. - House of Pain - Jump Around
  • Too much television watching got me chasing dreams. - dunno
  • Just rollin in my ride, chillin all alone. - dunno
  • No batteries included and no strings attached. - dunno
  • Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you're contagious. - dunno
  • The master of the plan wrappin' s**t like Saran. - dunno
  • Therefore I ignore, do as I feel inside - dunno
  • You're now down with a discount. - Naughty By Nature O.P.P.
  • Fat boy on a diet, don't try it. - dunno
  • Other

I have to choose Other though. My personal favorite:
Here it is
Bam!
And you say, Goddamn
This is the dope jam
I'll give you this one:
  • Therefore I ignore, do as I feel inside - Black Sheep, "The Choice is Yours"
[video=youtube;K9F5xcpjDMU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9F5xcpjDMU[/video]
 

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Not exactly sure.
Does a Pita Pit bathroom count as a BK bathroom?

Doesn't roll of the tongue like burger king. Probably a little cleaner well kept than a BK. But by all means, as a hawk would say, if the opportunity knocks go for it wherever.
 

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I guess
You ain't heard that we swallow guys
It's too damn late to apologize
When you see the mantle or will you see the skies


It's almost over now
It's almost over now


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I was listening to Snoop Dogg's "Drop it like it's hot" and forgot that Pharrell Williams was on there. Definitely not that same Pharrell that people know today. :swoon:
 

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My favorite line that from song is "there ain't no movie and no Mekhi Phifer."

He can be a super-turd, but Eminem has some great lyrics. He also makes good use of assonance and alliteration, which is actually fairly complex linguistically - I respect it as a former English major. ;)

pants, it is "Lose Yourself." I almost quoted "Sing for the Moment," but I just don't think it's as good of a song.
 

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I was listening to Snoop Dogg's "Drop it like it's hot" and forgot that Pharrell Williams was on there. Definitely not that same Pharrell that people know today. :swoon:

Pharrell also was with Snoop on "Beautiful," which is a song I really enjoy for some reason. Maybe the "Clueless" reference? Not sure.
 

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For the ladies:

Um, you're packed and you're stacked, especially in the back.
I wanna thank your mother for a butt like that.
Can I get some fries with that shake shake booty,
If looks could kill, you would be an Uzi.

--I always loved that this song turned misogyny around and made men pieces of meat. :)
 

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Not exactly sure.
Kstates song is word up. I figure they must have an old instructor if they are pulling songs from the 80s