Roundup of some notable quips and comments, September 2019. I missed some large chunks of CF time throughout the month, so this one’s even more thin than usual. Anything major you’ve seen that isn’t included, add if you wish.
Some entries are edited for clarity or brevity.
From “College GameDay” thread
@Messi: Guy with a megaphone and signs about religion ranted for hours before kickoff … Pretty annoying, since this is right by our tailgate.
@Cyched: I laughed when I heard him say the end is near. By the 4th quarter, I was thinking he was on to something...
From “Who Will Be the Guest Picker?”
@AuH2O: There are four facts about Tom Arnold in this thread. The least negative one is, he’s a coke addict.
@180class: Who the f*** is Post Malone?
@dcyme1183: I think it's how they referred to “Cheers” after Sam sold the bar to go sailing.
From “Based on CF Posts, ULM attendance predictions”
@dosry5: My son and I’ll be there. We’ll be the ones in the Iowa State hats.
@throwittoblythe: These folks will yell "Put in TIller!" and "Come on Rhodes!"
@cyclonespiker33: They’re going to spell Rhoads’ name wrong while yelling? Impressive.
@throwittoblythe: Yes. They are THAT stupid.
@cmjh10: 8675309
From “Willie Harvey signed by Browns”
@JM4CY: Willie Willie Willie won’t.... go home.
@Acylum: Cuz you can't push Willie 'round. (Seriously, you can't.)
From “College Football Survivor Week 4”
@ImJustKCClone: I'm more than a little annoyed with the Cavalier attitude being shown by Virginia right now...
From “Brock Purdy Breaks School Record…”
“Brock Purdy is the 1st player in Big 12 history with 400 Pass YDS, 3 Pass TD and 3 Rush TD in the same game.”
@cycloneeric: Is that good?
@spitfyr36: Ohio State kid scored 6 tds in one quarter. Purdy needs to step his game up.
@demoncore1031: Ohio State can lick my vag.
From “Friday OT: A Real Slap In The Face
@Angie: WhenI was flipping through channels, I was shocked when a new episode of "Big Brother" came up. I didn't know that show was still going. Is there anything like that where you had no idea it was still a thing? Like, "Oh, they still make Corn Pops?! I'll be damned!" types of moments.
@LindenCy: It's sad “Big Brother” is still going. However, now I want some Corn Pops.
From “This Kid is a Sophomore?”
@CYCLNST8: Purdy 3:16 says, “I just pump-faked your ass!”
@Peter: I wonder if most punters are atheists.
Candidate for Thread of the Month of the Year: “Thread”
Started to compile a few of the posts, simpler to just link it. ... A small sample of posts included below
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/thread.251039/
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@cycloneeric: Thread is here.
@Bigman38: Utilitarian, I like it.
@CycloneRulzzz: (with “Anchorman” photo) I love thread.
@Althethuna: Mods: please merge with the other Thread thread.
@BoxsterCy: Seems bare.
@farewayfool: This thread is becoming unraveled.
@cycloneG: Post
@cycloneeric: Reply
@cychhosis: I’m a frayed knot.
From “Insider Information Weekly Mailbag”
@Dandy: How do I unsubscribe to this mailbag?
@GTO: There have been some really good questions so far. Also some really bad ones.