A few of my favorite comments, dialogue and zingers from CF, May 2019. I intended to post this late last week, but priorities spiraled beyond my grasp. (A couple of these are leftover from late-April).
Some comments are edited for clarity or brevity.
From the thread, “Post-spring top 25 The Athletic”
@Sigmapolis: Man, we should own the Big 12 North this year. I cannot wait for our showdown with Nebraska.
From the thread “What is Your Pet Peeve?”
@cmjh10: People, just in general.
@VeloClone: Drivers who drive in the left lane at speed X while there is no open lane to get around them. When the right lane is clear enough, they have no excuse for getting in it they will go X+20 to make sure no one passes them. When they get back to where they are passing they are traveling at X again.
@dosry5: Nobody told me there’d be algebra.
From the thread “Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) has passed away.”
@Acylum: Not to diminish his accomplishments, but even I could've played that role.
@shagcarpetjesus: Are you 7’2”?
From the thread “How should ISU honor Jack Trice more?”
@CYCLNST8: I have an idea: How bout we trample PJ Fleck's rib cage? I bet Jack would get a kick out of that.
From the thread, “Wheeler eyes May 6 decision”
@cstrunk: This would be a nice birthday gift.
@Cyched: I just bought you a strippergram, in case he commits to Georgia.
From the thread, “Cougar in Des Moines.”
@Trice: For a moment, I thought this was a personal ad.
From the thread, “Friday OT 2: To a Younger Me”
@Gunnerclone: Is (Adam & Eve) one of those Christian “book stores” I see around town?
@SpokaneCY: You have to ask at the front desk where the REAL hardcore Christian videos are.
From the thread, “CyHawk College GameDay”
@JP4CY I could see at Syracuse because of their journalism school producing a lot of ESPN's employees.
@jdcyclone19: And the fact ESPN has never been there before.
@ZB4CY: And it’s Clemson. And Syracuse almost beat them last year. And ESPN sucks.
From the thread, “Horton-Tucker pleads guilty”
@rhoho: It’s funny how Prohm and ISU keep this quiet until after the season
@Stewo: I know! THT basically killed a guy.
From the thread, “It’s That Time of Year (podcast series)”
@Cyclonepride: You should do a weekly annoying mystery poster feature. You ridicule what they posted the week before, we all put in our guesses about who it was, and once we figure it out, we ban them.
From the thread, “Guns ’n Roses Suing Oskar Blues.”
@Cybone: I am confused as what “good reputation” Guns and Roses is worried about being tarnished?
@matclone: It sounds like the band has an Axl to grind.
@BillBrasky4Cy: Little known fact: GNR also trademarked "Hepatitis" back in the early '90s as well.
