Your Favorite Tinder Lines

[Doc]

I'm ready to go on a tinder spree and need some help. Any good lines?

And for you old/married people...

Tinder (application software) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[VeloClone]

Thanks for the clarification. Oh, I get it. It's tinder for kindling that flame.

 

[Alswelk]

Will it run on a Kindle version so you can complete the joke? And will it be funny once you do? (Spoiler: probably not)

 

[wcamnclone]

"I'm willing, doesn't matter what you look like"

From my experience, that line works out well.

 

[Wesley]

"Are you a Hok fan?"

"Say, do you watch DWTS?"

"I graduated from college. How about you?"

 

[ISUCY23]

So...do you put out or what?

 

[CarlHungus]

https://twitter.com/TinderFession

 

[FarminCy]

So apparently it is now much easier to track down desperate fat chicks.

 

[Wesley]

"You're so smokin' hot, you might burn my britches."

 

[ISUCY23]

So apparently it is now much easier to track down desperate fat chicks.

Almost too easy. It's like being a lion chasing down a wounded animal.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

You can literally say anything. They're already attracted to you because you can't chat unless you're a match. Meaning you've clicked yes on each other.

 

[00clone]

Ahem...



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[WhatchaGonnaDo]

WesleyBot pulling out all the stops

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I'm ready to go on a tinder spree and need some help. Any good lines?

And for you old/married people...

Tinder (application software) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis???

 

[Gunnerclone]

idkwtf I'm reading right now. I'm going to have to Tinder my resignation from this thread and never step foot in it A Gain.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I'm ready to go on a tinder spree and need some help. Any good lines?

And for you old/married people...

Tinder (application software) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Put the computer...smart phone...android...IPad...laptop away and actually go out and TALK FACE TO FACE!!!!

 

[CarlHungus]

Is it as easy to hook up as advertised? If so, I really wish this existed when I was a single man

 

[ImJustKCClone]

...maybe that's just me...being old-fashioned...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Ahem...



Health Officials Blame Hook Up Apps for Syphilis Spike

SHEATH THAT SUCKA...

 

[dualthreat]

Put the computer...smart phone...android...IPad...laptop away and actually go out and TALK FACE TO FACE!!!!

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