Worst Slogans

[dzmetcalf]

Hawkeye CC's slogan is 'got class' my favorite billboard is in Cedar Falls when you're stopped at the stop light has a tree that only covers the "cl"...just poor placement for their poor slogan

 

[Knownothing]

Id lick my balls to drive a stivers ford

 

[huntt26]

Id lick my balls to drive a stivers ford

haha what?!? :twitcy:

 

[cyclonedave25]

Id lick my balls to drive a stivers ford

Yeah, but would you tongue your own bunghole?

 

[Knownothing]

Oh watch the chris hassel skit on soundoff and you will get that joke. Prepare to laugh your *** off

 

[cyclonedave25]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt6NSBml-wo]Behind the Scenes of Stivers Ford Jingle (Sound off - who tv 13) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[DeereClone]

"Be Orange" -- Wartburg College

I completely agree with Tall guys good times too.

 

[CYVADER]

pork! the one you love.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

pork! the one you love.

Pork Be Inspired

 

[Agclone91]

Does Kirkwood still have "Start here, go anywhere"?

Yes sir

 

[Doc]

Moving Forward.

Toyota's slogan shortly after their recall for the accelerator sticking.

 

[GMackey32]

To be fair, it's the whispered delivery that makes these ads so hilariously stupid. The actual slogan isn't bad.

The whispered delivery is a psychological ploy to get you to listen to what they are saying. When you hear somebody whisper, it grabs your attention and makes you want to know what they are saying. Personally I think it's pretty clever.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Winning The Future

Obama's new campaign slogan. (Bold added but that's the slogan).

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

To be fair, it's the whispered delivery that makes these ads so hilariously stupid. The actual slogan isn't bad.

Exactly. The whispering has got to stop, it's terrible... So is the pubescent tom cruise guy waving his stupid *** hair around, get a haircut and shut up. We have the worst commercial in the country.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

The whispered delivery is a psychological ploy to get you to listen to what they are saying. When you hear somebody whisper, it grabs your attention and makes you want to know what they are saying. Personally I think it's pretty clever.

Yes, it grabs my attention, embarrasses me as an alumnus, and makes me want to strangle the giant doooooooooshbag. Seriously lame, not clever. It's so amateur. It's like a the no talent *** clown that thought of it just graduated from high school... I hope we hire professions from now on.

 

[timappelgate]

"Sheffied: Just a Good Start"

 

[tm3308]

The whispered delivery is a psychological ploy to get you to listen to what they are saying. When you hear somebody whisper, it grabs your attention and makes you want to know what they are saying. Personally I think it's pretty clever.

It gets my attention for sure. I just think it's funny, because what it's saying seems to contradictory to the way it's said. I mean, when I think of "adventure," I think of bold, grand, epic, etc. Whispering conveys none of those.

 

[Alswelk]

The whispered delivery is a psychological ploy to get you to listen to what they are saying. When you hear somebody whisper, it grabs your attention and makes you want to know what they are saying. Personally I think it's pretty clever.

Really? I just thought it was because the first ad of the series had the guy saying the "Enjoy your adventure..." line in the library.

 

[00clone]

All this talk about whispering...

Ying Yang Twins - "Wait (The Whisper Song)" TVT Records - YouTube

 

[Naughtius]

What about the Drake fiascos? DD, or whatever it was.

Or does that fall in the "awesome" category?