Workplace Restroom Incident

[urb1]

Reading this thread on the throne and this ad came up. So I ask, does my phone know what I am reading or what I am doing?

 

[CtownCyclone]

So I ask, does my phone know what I am reading or what I am doing?

Start a Russian Brides thread and let's find out...

 

[PlanoClone]

Would that be considered a "second" date?

More like the #2 date. Amiright?

 

[snowcraig2.0]

This seems like a @snowcraig2.0 thread.

Apparently I need to step up my game.

 

[cycloner29]

Wait...why did the poo have clouds?

Its the steaming pile of poo.

P.S. Just had a "three ears of sweet corn yesterday" moment.

 

[Knownothing]

We used to call them Kybo, much like anyone uses a name brand for Kleenex or any other thing. WE said it stood for

Keep
Your
Buns
Off

Meaning don't take a crap in there

 

[JM4CY]

Is there anything wrong with using your own stream to clean the skidmarks off the bowl to not be falsely accused by the next user?

 

[cycloner29]

Is there anything wrong with using your own stream to clean the skidmarks off the bowl to not be falsely accused by the next user?

Depends on the severity of the marks, duration of marks (depending if they are above of below the water line) and if you have enough in the tank to get rid of them.

What about spray? It's amazing what the human body is capable of as this is one of amazing things about the human digestion system How is one able to muster up so much internal force (pressure) as that of a spray painter? I always wonder when I see something like that in a bowl (or around the bowl) and say to myself, "How is that humanly possible?"

 

[3TrueFans]

That is a ******* bump I was not expecting.

 

[Clonehomer]

The ISU sports off-season is upon us again, huh

 

[4cy16]

Is there anything wrong with using your own stream to clean the skidmarks off the bowl to not be falsely accused by the next user?

Nothing wrong with that, your just living your best life.

 

[baller21]

Is there anything wrong with using your own stream to clean the skidmarks off the bowl to not be falsely accused by the next user?

The ****? How would you have anything left to even try?

 

[JM4CY]

The ****? How would you have anything left to even try?

Bear down and give her hell.

 

[BigTurk]

I recently headed to my employee lounge to warm up my lunch. While letting it warm up in the microwave, I thought I would run over to the one hole, uni-sex restroom to take a quick leak. I opened the door to seeing one of my new, extremely rotund, female co-workers, let's say "cleaning up". After giving what I am sure was a look as though I just seen the devil himself, I said "I am so sorry!" and shut the door. Needless to say, I may be skipping my lunch today and am reaching to CF for counseling.

1) Why in the hell does crap like this always happen to me?
2) Why was I the one saying sorry? Should she have said sorry?
3) Is there any reason I should say anything about the incident or simply let it burn?

That's why you always knock before entering such spaces. I've learned that the hard way too.

 

[baller21]

Bear down and give her hell.

Yeah that’s not gonna work. Next user is just going to have to

 

[besserheimerphat]

Not every peepee time is poopoo time, but every poopoo time is peepee time.

 

[JM4CY]

Not every peepee time is poopoo time, but every poopoo time is peepee time.

But every peepee time is air biscuit time and, working close to 40 now, have learned not to trust those damn things at all.

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Just grabbed a monster turd out of the toilet from my kid … where the **** is the poop knife when you need it, FML!!!!

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

How did I miss this thread all these years?

 

[Frog]

Is there anything wrong with using your own stream to clean the skidmarks off the bowl to not be falsely accused by the next user?

Obviously working from home or wouldn't care. Yes, in that case mandatory. I hope you had several beers at lunch so you have the fire hose power!