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I recently headed to my employee lounge to warm up my lunch. While letting it warm up in the microwave, I thought I would run over to the one hole, uni-sex restroom to take a quick leak. I opened the door to seeing one of my new, extremely rotund, female co-workers, let's say "cleaning up". After giving what I am sure was a look as though I just seen the devil himself, I said "I am so sorry!" and shut the door. Needless to say, I may be skipping my lunch today and am reaching to CF for counseling.

1) Why in the hell does crap like this always happen to me?
2) Why was I the one saying sorry? Should she have said sorry?
3) Is there any reason I should say anything about the incident or simply let it burn?
 
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1. It happens to everyone.
2. You're a nice person, she was embarrassed.
3. Hell no. I would never mention it, except to everyone but her. Unless she's someone you work closely with then maybe a quick hey sorry that was awkward.
 
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I did the same thing recently about a month ago in Okoboji. The place had a guys and a girls, one toilet each, she was in guys unlocked. I opened the door and she was standing up wiping. I quickly said sorry and closed the door. She screamed bloody murder for like a minute. She then told one of her friends I was the creep.

WTF
 
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JM4CY said:
I recently headed to my employee lounge to warm up my lunch. While letting it warm up in the microwave, I thought I would run over to the one hole, uni-sex restroom to take a quick leak. I opened the door to seeing one of my new, extremely rotund, female co-workers, let's say "cleaning up". After giving what I am sure was a look as though I just seen the devil himself, I said "I am so sorry!" and shut the door. Needless to say, I may be skipping my lunch today and am reaching to CF for counseling.

1) Why in the hell does crap like this always happen to me?
2) Why was I the one saying sorry? Should she have said sorry?
3) Is there any reason I should say anything about the incident or simply let it burn?
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You didn't think to ask if she needed a hand? Heartless bastard.
 
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Farnsworth said:
I did the same thing recently about a month ago in Okoboji. The place had a guys and a girls, one toilet each, she was in guys unlocked. I opened the door and she was standing up wiping. I quickly said sorry and closed the door. She screamed bloody murder for like a minute. She then told one of her friends I was the creep.

WTF
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Never trust somebody who stands up to wipe.
 
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oldman said:
I'd suggest the owners add a lock to the door. Why the hell would anyone go into a UNISEX bathroom and not lock the door??
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Yeah, it is pretty much on you if you leave the door to a uni-sex public bathroom is left unlocked. Feel sorry for the OP that will never be able to un-see any of this.

On a side note, when on RAGBRAI I always knock on a porta potty door it I didn't just see someone walk out of it. About once a year there will be someone in there that forgot to lock the door. Of course on RAGBRAI there is always a good chance alcohol is involved.
 
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CyCloned said:
Yeah, it is pretty much on you if you leave the door to a uni-sex public bathroom is left unlocked. Feel sorry for the OP that will never be able to un-see any of this.

On a side note, when on RAGBRAI I always knock on a porta potty door it I didn't just see someone walk out of it. About once a year there will be someone in there that forgot to lock the door. Of course on RAGBRAI there is always a good chance alcohol is involved.
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Thank you. All I ended up eating for lunch was a string cheese. I had left over lasagna but couldn't stomach it.
 
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One time I took a dump in the women's room at Mickeys because no one in the bar would have appreciated the alternative. I forgot to lock the door and a girl opened it and screamed. So there was drunk mtown, deucin' in the women's stall, making sweet eye love to a coed.

**** man, that was already last week. Time flies.
 
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CyCloned said:
Yeah, it is pretty much on you if you leave the door to a uni-sex public bathroom is left unlocked. Feel sorry for the OP that will never be able to un-see any of this.

On a side note, when on RAGBRAI I always knock on a porta potty door it I didn't just see someone walk out of it. About once a year there will be someone in there that forgot to lock the door. Of course on RAGBRAI there is always a good chance alcohol is involved.
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Even if you just saw someone walk out of a porta potty you still may want to knock just in case. At a music festival I saw a guy leave a porta potty and I started walking over to the door. Right before I opened it the door opened and a woman walked out. I passed on that one and waited for another to open up. There are only so many things two people could possibly be doing together in a porta potty and I didn't want to be the first one in after whatever they were up to.
 
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mtowncyclone13 said:
One time I took a dump in the women's room at Mickeys because no one in the bar would have appreciated the alternative. I forgot to lock the door and a girl opened it and screamed. So there was drunk mtown, deucin' in the women's stall, making sweet eye love to a coed.

**** man, that was already last week. Time flies.
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Upstairs or downstairs?
 
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