Workplace Restroom Incident

[JM4CY]

How did I miss this thread all these years?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Do you still work with said woman?

 

[JM4CY]

Do you still work with said woman?

Yes. Can report that relationship has not been able to be repaired.

 

[JSmoove]

Yes. Can report that relationship has not been able to be repaired.

Is she still rotund?

 

[cstrunk]

Just grabbed a monster turd out of the toilet from my kid … where the **** is the poop knife when you need it, FML!!!!

Why the f are you grabbing your kid's turds. And this poop knife thing is something I'm glad I've never had to deal with in life. Just flush. If it's plugged, grab the plunger.

 

[VeloClone]

Why the f are you grabbing your kid's turds. And this poop knife thing is something I'm glad I've never had to deal with in life. Just flush. If it's plugged, grab the plunger.

Since this is still clearly a TMI thread...

My son has medical issues. He is constantly...ahem...clogged despite getting a couple of stool softeners every day. I am amazed the size of what comes out of that skinny kid. Many of them are so large that there is no way they are even going to get far enough to even start down the pipe. Those that are clearly beyond help from The Plumbers Friend (what my dad always called the plunger) I am regularly attacking with a rubber glove.

 

[JM4CY]

Since this is still clearly a TMI thread...

My son has medical issues. He is constantly...ahem...clogged despite getting a couple of stool softeners every day. I am amazed the size of what comes out of that skinny kid. Many of them are so large that there is no way they are even going to get far enough to even start down the pipe. Those that are clearly beyond help from The Plumbers Friend (what my dad always called the plunger) I am regularly attacking with a rubber glove.

I wouldn’t believe this but there was a kid in high school that had something like this. Big lineman that was your stereotypical kind of football big man. His pregamers were epic and those pipes stood no chance.

 

[simply1]

Couldn’t have been any worse than opening a stall door and some fat dude is dropping a deuce and didn’t lock the door.

 

[CYedUp]

You could have tried to piss between the gap... Might have made things awkward...

 

[CYdTracked]

The worst is when the moment hits you and you need to find a free stall to do your business. Had that moment a few weeks ago and first bathroom I walk into the mess someone left in the toilet I wanted nothing to do to risk getting whatever the person that left that mess had. Don't care how far I have to walk to find a better spot after seeing that mess.

 

[jdcyclone19]

Since this is still clearly a TMI thread...

My son has medical issues. He is constantly...ahem...clogged despite getting a couple of stool softeners every day. I am amazed the size of what comes out of that skinny kid. Many of them are so large that there is no way they are even going to get far enough to even start down the pipe. Those that are clearly beyond help from The Plumbers Friend (what my dad always called the plunger) I am regularly attacking with a rubber glove.

Definitely sounds like he needs a poop knife.

 

[JM4CY]

Definitely sounds like he needs a poop knife.

Still don’t understand how those are properly stored.

 

[jmb]

Still don’t understand how those are properly stored.

Next to knives and spoons?

 

[CoachHines3]

Since this is still clearly a TMI thread...

My son has medical issues. He is constantly...ahem...clogged despite getting a couple of stool softeners every day. I am amazed the size of what comes out of that skinny kid. Many of them are so large that there is no way they are even going to get far enough to even start down the pipe. Those that are clearly beyond help from The Plumbers Friend (what my dad always called the plunger) I am regularly attacking with a rubber glove.

Sounds like your household needs a poop knife!

 

[Cyrocks]

I recently headed to my employee lounge to warm up my lunch. While letting it warm up in the microwave, I thought I would run over to the one hole, uni-sex restroom to take a quick leak. I opened the door to seeing one of my new, extremely rotund, female co-workers, let's say "cleaning up". After giving what I am sure was a look as though I just seen the devil himself, I said "I am so sorry!" and shut the door. Needless to say, I may be skipping my lunch today and am reaching to CF for counseling.

1) Why in the hell does crap like this always happen to me?
2) Why was I the one saying sorry? Should she have said sorry?
3) Is there any reason I should say anything about the incident or simply let it burn?

Aren't there any locks on the door?

 

[cycloner29]

Is there anything wrong with using your own stream to clean the skidmarks off the bowl to not be falsely accused by the next user?

I went into the Target restroom to pee this morning and the toilet looked liked the burnout area of an NHRA lane. I chuckled at first as this thread came to mind. Yes, I had enough in me to accomplish this!! Mission accomplished.

 

[JM4CY]

I went into the Target restroom to pee this morning and the toilet looked liked the burnout area of an NHRA lane. I chuckled at first as this thread came to mind. Yes, I had enough in me to accomplish this!! Mission accomplished.

 

[ClonerJams]

 

[CycloneDaddy]

So there is a 6 inch long pubic hair in the urinal at work today … how the **** does someone let it grow that long?

 

[Jer]

So there is a 6 inch long pubic hair in the urinal at work today … how the **** does someone let it grow that long?

I’m sorry, been busy.