Workplace Restroom Incident
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What kind of person slams the toilet seat down in the stall next to you instead of gently lowering it? Like, loud enough that you truly believe it could have broken. Well, let me tell you. It's my coworker and at least one other person in my office building. Happens every week.
I can't stand it.
I can't stand it.
I have been guilty of this since we moved into our new house that has the slow-close lids. You get used to those pretty quickly and tend to forget that they're not standard equipment.
Some people don't want to touch it so they just push it far enough that it drops. I put it down with my foot.
My hands only touch myself in bathrooms before and during business with a commode. If a urinal, I will hit the flusher with my hand, although, at least I'm not touching anything that people have touched after touching their junk after touching my junk. Otherwise, I lift with my foot, lower with my foot and flush with my foot.
Wash your hands people, and flush. There are some disgusting people out there. I even knew a couple guys who texted photos of their business to each other, there are issues there.
Two tailgating memories from the days we used to have more extensive tailgates in old S4. Both have photos or video that I can probably find still in a FB feed.
1. Double row of porta potties, 5-6 eah side. On one side no waiting. On the other a line of 20-40 Hawkeyes faithul waiting in line to enter.
2. Haviing a roving unit of the ISUCMB serenae a Hawk (may have been the same game) as he exits the kybo he had taken an extended break in. Semi-circle for his walk of post relief.
Kybos and Hawk fans a marriage made in ....
Carry on.
1. Double row of porta potties, 5-6 eah side. On one side no waiting. On the other a line of 20-40 Hawkeyes faithul waiting in line to enter.
2. Haviing a roving unit of the ISUCMB serenae a Hawk (may have been the same game) as he exits the kybo he had taken an extended break in. Semi-circle for his walk of post relief.
Kybos and Hawk fans a marriage made in ....
Carry on.
Texas Motor Speedway the inaugural race where they severely underestimated the amount of campers that year along with the number of kybos. I opened the door to one and it looked like this:
I about tossed my cookies as it was peaking way past closing the lid. I could not see how anyone could keep adding to the top of the heap. One of the grossest things I have ever seen.
I about tossed my cookies as it was peaking way past closing the lid. I could not see how anyone could keep adding to the top of the heap. One of the grossest things I have ever seen.
At a place I used to work at, the VP would always come into the urinal and rip the loudest farts ever. He did it even while talking to you, so not like he didn't know someone was in there. I always assumed he was just trying to assert dominance.
Country on the river 2 years ago. I was with best friend and we were with a group of his younger brothers friends. I got introduced to a little old game called "Poop Dollar". The scene unfolded as follows:
This dude took a dollar bill into the Porta John and reached in and pinched part of a load with the dollar. He then kept it folded and placed it outside on the ground from the ragbrai bus we were all drinking in. The object of pop dollar is to observe long enough to see a person pick up and stash the dollar.
One lucky lady came by and reached down and grabbed the dollar. She then placed it in her bra.
Then 15 minutes later she returned to the area looking like she wanted to kill someone.
This dude took a dollar bill into the Porta John and reached in and pinched part of a load with the dollar. He then kept it folded and placed it outside on the ground from the ragbrai bus we were all drinking in. The object of pop dollar is to observe long enough to see a person pick up and stash the dollar.
One lucky lady came by and reached down and grabbed the dollar. She then placed it in her bra.
Then 15 minutes later she returned to the area looking like she wanted to kill someone.
I mean I get that, I just wad up some toilet paper in my hand as protection when touching the toilet lid. Works like a charm.
You guys have to yell POOP DOLLAR so they drop it and resets for the next person lol
