Woodbury

[Psyclone Brian]

Anybody wanna guess when he's going to do his flagrant foul? (and of course get away with it)
...to whom? ...and what type of foul?
I KNOW it's going to happen... He's just that kind of "dirty" player.
It'll be an eye poke or more common lately, the proverbial elbow to the face.

STUDENT SECTION: This will be the perfect heckle (just get under his skin)
Please BOO the He** out of him whenever he touches the ball!
Mark my words, He or Fran will dial-up a "T" before the game is over.

 

[Erik4Cy]

Opening tip off

 

[laminak]

Opening tip off

Agreed.

 

[HFCS]

fun fact about Woodbury, his blocks per game decrease at least 25% every season:

Freshman: .8 bpg
Soph: .6 bpg
Junior: .4 bpg
Senior: .1 bpg

His minutes have increased every year which makes the trend even more unique. Honestly I would think a player his size would get .5 bpg purely by accident as a starter without even trying.

 

[CloniesForLife]

fun fact about Woodbury, his blocks per game decrease at least 25% every season:

Freshman: .8 bpg
Soph: .6 bpg
Junior: .4 bpg
Senior: .1 bpg

His minutes have increased every year which makes the trend even more unique. Honestly I would think a player his size would get .5 bpg purely by accident as a starter without even trying.

That is a crazy stat. I feel like players of any size that get starter minutes should be able to get that. Monte is averaging 0.7

 

[VTXCyRyD]

 

[HFCS]

That is a crazy stat. I feel like players of any size that get starter minutes should be able to get that. Monte is averaging 0.7

Yeah, I seriously think you would have to TRY to not block shots to be that big, play more minutes every year, and almost cut your blocks in half every season. If he got a medical redshirt he'd be on pace to block virtually 0.0 per game in a 5th season.

 

[JM4CY]

I wonder if his pointy chin has ever popped a ball.

 

[mattyice]

Boo him....what a fresh new idea.

 

[jay moe]

fun fact about Woodbury, his blocks per game decrease at least 25% every season:

Freshman: .8 bpg
Soph: .6 bpg
Junior: .4 bpg
Senior: .1 bpg

His minutes have increased every year which makes the trend even more unique. Honestly I would think a player his size would get .5 bpg purely by accident as a starter without even trying.

He can't reach them with his 6" vertical, his tiny T-Rex arms, and small girly hands.

 

[DeftOne]

There are not nearly enough Woodbury memes in this thread. Step up your game, Fanatics!

 

[cy4life94]

I think we should shush him like the time he shushed the Iowa fans.

 

[intrepid27]

Sword fight !!!

 

[ThatllDoCy]

If I am McKay or Niang I am wearing eye protection tomorrow. The guy is an eye pokin' fool!

 

[Dandy]

Sword fight !!!

Who's docking who?

 

[HFCS]

Sword fight !!!

I've always thought this pic is underrated for two reasons, of course we all notice "crossing streams" or "getting your schwartz twisted" but check out:
-The UNC fan holding his hand over his face like he is going to vomit looking directly at the sword fight
-The homemade fat Elvis suit that an Iowa fan somehow went to a game @UNC with

 

[stormchaser2014]

If I am McKay or Niang I am wearing eye protection tomorrow. The guy is an eye pokin' fool!

The students should wear eye protection whenever he is in.

 

[Cardinal2001]

If I am McKay or Niang I am wearing eye protection tomorrow. The guy is an eye pokin' fool!

Heh, I was just thinking McKay should come out wearing goggles.

 

[jcyclonee]

fun fact about Woodbury, his blocks per game decrease at least 25% every season:

Freshman: .8 bpg
Soph: .6 bpg
Junior: .4 bpg
Senior: .1 bpg

His minutes have increased every year which makes the trend even more unique. Honestly I would think a player his size would get .5 bpg purely by accident as a starter without even trying.

It's tough to block shots at eye level.

 

[HFCS]

It's tough to block shots at eye level.

At first I thought this was the answer, but he has two hands and it's not like he does the full 3 Stooges double handed eye poke. He's eye poking with one hand and the other can still try to get a block, I mean we're talking about .1 per game as a starter.